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Bernie Sanders already has himself a comic book. What about Joe? This weekend, Joe Biden had his own

superhero performance. What kind of crappy superhero comes in fourth an Iowa, fifth in New Hampshire,

and second in Nevada by 26 points? Well, he's not exactly Batman. That man. He's not even

really Robin. Joe Biden was more of Robyn's transgendered cousin, Robinette.

Yes, Robinette, which conveniently happens to be Joe Biden's middle name. Joseph,

Robinette, Biden, Jr. Seriously. This is led to some legitimately funny headlines like this.

Joe Biden's middle name is Robinette. We've identified this person's middle name. That's

some journalism for you. Find out how you can avoid naming your kid, Robinette, tonight at 11.

Rarely do you get a news headline that just literally states what your middle name is.

And while it's true that Joe Biden somehow had the worst middle name on a presidential ticket

where the other guy's middle name was Hussein, Robinette is actually a great name for the superhero

representation of Joe's performance. It's possible you might not take a superhero seriously

if they happen to be an 80 year old transgendered man wearing a skin tight onesie, but you would be

mistaken. First of all, the other superheroes all look ridiculous too. I don't know if you've

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