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That's So Retrograde

Ep 159: The Third Door (guest: Alex Banayan)

That's So Retrograde

Dear Media, Elizabeth Kott and Stephanie Simbari

Comedy, Society & Culture, Wellness571121, Health & Fitness, Spirituality, Health

4.61.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2018

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

It’s a threesome of conversation with author and friend Alex Banayan, as he explains his journey to writing his book, The Third Door. An inspiring and practical tale for anyone looking to take the road (or the door) less traveled. The ladies also muse on remedies for the summer flu, how to identify when your makeup expires, and shout outs to upcoming live shows and podcast appearances.   This episode is brought to you by:   Rothy's: Get free shipping on your order by heading to Rothys.com and use promo code: RETROGRADE at check out.    Four Sigmatic. Get 15% off your entire order of Four Sigmatic’s entire selection of products including their world-famous mushroom tea. Head over to foursigmatic.com/TSR , and use promo code: TSR at checkout.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

The following podcast is a dear media production.

0:02.8

This episode of Thats a Retrograde is brought to you in part by Four Sigma.

0:06.0

Four Sigma is our favorite purveyor of mushroom beverages.

0:09.1

Head over to Four Sigma

0:14.2

C.S.

0:12.2

Use promo code TSR to get 15% off your order. USDA organic mate

0:23.0

someone in your life throwing shade

0:25.0

may I suggest holding this jade

0:28.0

on Instagram because you meditate

0:30.0

so let's be friends no hate array loving life learning getting late but some things keep

0:36.8

retrograde this is the opening it's the opening of the opening. I guess really flash to a chorus line, but we're a podcast.

0:48.0

Guys, imagine a podcast, but it's a chorus line. And there's only two of us, and we don't sing or dance and we hope we get

0:54.3

it. Hi this is that's the retrograde I'm Elizabeth Kott hello I'm Stephanie

0:58.6

Simbari I literally almost said I'm Elizabeth Kott you can be Cott and I can be Stephanie Simbari.

1:03.4

Honestly I think half the people listening think that's the case anyway.

1:06.8

They don't know who we are and I'm fine with that because I don't know who we are

1:09.7

either. anonymity? anonymity. Anonymity. Anonymity. Anonymity.

1:13.0

Anonymity.

1:14.0

Yeah.

1:15.0

This is that's a retrograde. We are in the midst of some retrogrades, as you can tell.

1:18.0

We don't know what the fuck's going on.

1:20.0

Some retrogrades indeed.

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