Ep. 159 - The Internet is Scary

The Yard

Leisure, Video Games, Comedy

4.8 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2024

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

This week, the boys talk about the AMP cypher, going to a V-Tubers birthday party, and how Ludwig went to Paris to commentate Olympic Chessboxing! 00:00:00 - intro 00:00:35 - sovereign citizens 00:01:30 - should we do a citizens arrest 00:03:25 - ludwig started the vespa wave 00:05:20 - if GTA was woke... 00:06:25 - slime would listen to the GTA radio stand-up 00:09:21 - aiden was banned from playing mario strikers 00:13:05 - jim was wrong.. 00:16:16 - ludwig is back from paris 00:18:16 - nicks mom watched the last episode 00:20:10 - kenny 00:21:15 - ludwig found his favourite restaurant of all time 00:25:00 - ludwig thought about getting the boys gifts 00:25:45 - committing crimes 00:26:36 - what can you citizen arrest for 00:29:59 - Hello Fresh! 00:32:45 - slime went to EVO 00:33:18 - slime hands out redbull to everyone and scares production 00:36:14 - aidens friend was in top 6 00:38:08 - guilty gear boxing 00:40:33 - ludwig has to shave his head 00:42:45 - patreon goal for shaving nicks head 00:44:30 - slimes voice in the last episode 00:45:33 - ludwig went to a vtubers birthday party 00:54:30 - the faze tier list 00:55:53 - slime is looking for trouble 00:57:50 - the worst podcast segment of all time 00:58:45 - ninjas tweet 01:01:43 - Hims! 01:04:44 - MxS and the valorant league 01:08:15 - ludwig has beef with me 01:09:12 - having fingers in the pie 01:10:35 - ludwig playing chained together with his best friend 01:14:40 - the cinna & duke dennis clip 01:15:13 - the 2024 AMP Cypher 01:19:11 - the yard cypher 01:23:10 - ludwig at the dreamcon basketball game 01:26:57 - shakedrizzle carries 01:30:20 - thanks for watching!

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0:00.0	The I'm going to get into character.
0:15.0	I'm sorry.
0:17.0	Like everyone knows on the on the yard.
0:20.0	We all do characters here on the yard.
0:22.0	I mean my real name is Richard Green.
0:25.6	Yeah, you it's great you also you're a staunch
0:29.6	Libertarian.
0:30.8	Mm-hmm.
0:31.5	Sovereign citizen? You were sovereign citizen. The last time. authoritarian. because it's all rooted in a hatred of any sort of government.
0:43.6	Hey, we're all sovereign citizens, we just don't know our rights.
0:45.9	Do you?
0:46.9	You're either a sovereign citizen who doesn't know his rights or a sovereign citizen who does?
0:51.8	I'm a sovereign citizen who does. I'm a sovereign citizen who will fight a cop in the street.
0:56.7	If I, if they pull me, if I get a parking ticket, I am getting into a knife fight. Okay. Do you understand? I'm a summer citizen because I look beautiful in a sundress.
1:08.0	So you're hot girl, hot girl sovereign summer.
1:12.0	Yeah.
1:13.0	Nick, tweeting five years ago,
1:15.0	just want to be railed in my son dressed this summer.
1:18.0	Yeah, but while...
1:19.0	Anyone else like backshots?
1:20.0	While saying, am I being detained to a cop over there?
1:24.0	If I'm a sovereign citizen and I find a sovereign citizen, can I citizens arrest?
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