Ep 159: OOPS! All Abigail ft. Mercury Stardust

The Judgies

Cloud10

Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2023

⏱️ 87 minutes

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In This Episode: We have an amazing guest, Mercury Stardust the Trans Handy Ma'am, to help us judge some real stinkers. We have a BF getting mad at OP for throwing away her garbage in the garbage, a friendship is destroyed over comments made at a wedding, a sister can't help but be the center of attention and throws a second wedding weeks after OP's, a server gets fired for changing before her shift, and a listener tells us about their horrific poop story. And for this week's Circle Jerdge Christian found the longest personality test which happens to be suited perfectly for Mercury. This Episode is sponsored by: Pretty Litter! Go to PrettyLitter.com/Judgies and use CODE: Judgies for 20% off on your first order! Get Judgies Merch Here: https://store.streamelements.com/judgiespod Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238 Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/judgiespod Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/judgiespod Intro Music by: Iván https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1 Story Links: Throwing away pads at BF's house https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/13xguk1/aita_for_disposing_my_pads_in_my_boyfriends/ Destroyed Friendship over comments at wedding https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/13xfc1o/i25m_might_have_destroyed_my_friendship_with_my/ Sister can't help but steal the spotlight No link :( Fired for Changing in the bathroom https://www.reddit.com/r/TalesFromYourServer/comments/1420fml/i_got_fired_for_changing_in_the_womens_bathroom/ Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 0:45 A poem for our Guest! 2:38 Why Mercury chooses small Pride Events 7:50 r/aita: For disposing pads in BF's bathroom 14:49 Josh confirmed the BAD NEIGHBOR 16:18 r/relationship_advice: Destroyed Friendship over comments at a wedding 29:05 Facebook drama: Sister can't help but to steal the spotlight 33:29 Is Jason Segel a bag guy? 34:53 Return for the break 35:19 LONGEST CIRCLE JERDGE EVER 58:09 Listener Submitted Sound 59:06 Listener Submitted Story: Traumatic Poop Story 1:06:49 Ricky dies SHMOKING SHMEED 1:11:018 r/talesforyourserver: Fired for changing in the bathroom for my shift 1:19:52 GO FOLLOW MERCURY STARDUST EVERYWHERE Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello boys and girls, hello MPs and welcome back to the judgiest place on the
0:29.9	Internet. My name is Josh and my name is Christian and we are the judges and we
0:38.6	have a wonderful guest which means I have to read a little poem for our guest. So
0:43.8	worried on the way here. I'm like do we have time for Josh to whip up a poem? Of
0:46.9	course we had time for me to whip up a poem. Who do you call when you need a
0:51.4	repair? Who is it that raised over two million dollars for gender affirming
0:55.1	care? Who is it that came to our town for Ottawa pride and who is it that
0:59.3	when my mom talked to her this morning? My mom cried. It's Mercury Stardust the
1:04.4	trans handyman herself. Oh and while you're here can you help me fix this
1:08.5	shelf? I think I just there's a chimney behind this wall and it doesn't hang
1:13.3	right. But back to the poem though there isn't much left to say let's make like
1:17.9	Olive Garden breadsticks and let's make this podcast a little more gay. Oh wow
1:24.6	that was so good. There we go. I am always so impressed by your poems Joshua. Yeah
1:30.8	that was impressive. I don't even have to boot any of your
1:34.8	films. That was just beautiful. Thank you. Well research too. Impressed. That's
1:39.5	what I do but we're very glad to have you on the show. Vague. Long time
1:42.9	coming. Yeah I'm so happy to be here. Yeah I'm in I'm in a place doing the
1:47.4	things for people I watch online. That's all I feel too like even just seeing you
1:53.2	earlier today speaking. I was like I were mutual. I know them. It is weird isn't
1:59.5	it? It's genuinely kind of weird when you meet people like I feel like I know
2:03.9	you three already. Yeah but we don't know. It's very weird. Yeah especially when
2:10.1	you're a mutual because like you've seen my content. I've seen your content so
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