Hey listener, this is Heaving Busoms. The podcast were two pals, recap romance novels in great detail and

sometimes limited accuracy while giving you our hot takes and

cackling maniacally.

This week we're going to start off with a Patreon shout out.

Sylvia P.

You are descended from Jesda or Jezeb Baba, a Polish wild woman goddess who was the epitome of creative and badass.

Jesi Baba is portrayed as a witch who flies through the air in a mortar using the pestle as a rudder.

No one can follow her because she sweeps away her tracks using a broom made of human hair. Her house in the forest revolved

around because it sat atop three pairs of chicken legs that dance.

Look, you're 30 now, and that means truly embracing yourself.

Turning 30 in 2020 gives you extra power, my friend.

So when things get overwhelming, lean into your jesdenis.

If those who approach you are pure of heart, feel free to expend your energy to make the world better.

If they're not pure of heart or haven't properly prepared themselves for your glory,

eat their souls and use that extra energy to achieve your dreams.

That nose piercing already signals to the world that you're a weird, and if Jezebaba taught us anything it's that there's great power in not having

fucks to give anymore.

If you're interested in getting awesome perks like bonus episodes, shoutouts and gifts, head over to our Patreon.

And now we've got a special treat.

Sarah Wendell of Smart Bitch's trashy books joined me to recap

one of the most bonkers town bananas books I've ever read.

So without further ado here is our conversation on Nicholas the the Lords of Sator, book one by Elizabeth Amber. Hi Sarah!

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