Ep 159: Deserving that Sh*t

Where My Moms At? w/ Christina P.

Christina Pazsitzky

Relationships, Kids & Family, Society & Culture, Parenting, Comedy

4.7 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2018

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

This episode is all about what you deserve. Is it a little or a lot? Do you think you're not entitled to good stuff? Also, I'm thinking about buying a castle You selling? I answer emails - a girl wants to know if she should get back together with her ex who impregnated his ex while they were together. Hell yes! Right? Right? A young man writes a heart breaking letter to his mother and her response is shocking. Is there a good time to break off a friendship? Let's get our lives and get super deep on all of it, bros!

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0:00.0	Just look at the fucking bombs you hang around with
0:15.8	That's deep pro
0:30.0	Oh
0:37.4	Welcome to that deep bro. I'm your host Christina P. They give you for downloading this episode of the deep row
0:42.8	I no longer do a YouTube because I'm
0:46.3	I'm five months pregnant and god damn it the thought of putting makeup on twice a week and having cameras on me
0:52.7	It's just like the worst you know, you know
0:56.5	Because you're not I'm not look. I'm not one of those cute pregnant ladies
1:00.0	I'm not one of those petite little things that all that happens as I get like a slight or just a little bump
1:06.8	Just a tiny little thing
1:08.8	I get gargantuit my tits go from quadruple d's to you know quadruple g's I just I get porky
1:18.0	I'm just I'm sweaty and I'm hot and nothing fits and
1:21.8	And I'm just gonna tap out a video for now. I wish I was I you know I follow
1:30.1	I like Baldwin's wife on Instagram. Oh God just burped my own mouth and then you know
1:36.0	She's she's really in shape. I think she's like a gymnast and
1:39.8	She's like you know eight months pregnant. She's doing leg lifts and all this horse shit and she's she's got the tiniest little bump
1:47.0	And she's totally skinny like totally retardedly 90 pounds thin
1:53.6	And she's like you know, I just know that it's inevitable
1:57.6	I'm gonna get cellulite with pregnancy. I'm gonna gain weight. It's like where what are you talking about?
2:04.6	What are you talking about? I'm a beast
2:07.8	So anyways, that's why I'm not doing videos right now. So anyway, okay
2:12.4	I'm gonna announce some dates March 30th and 31st
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