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🗓️ 5 August 2025
⏱️ 66 minutes
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The Boof Squad is back together for one last tea time before welcoming its tiniest member. This week, they’re covering some recent events that we will call “dingbat things.” Telling 2 of your 10 guests you don’t want gifts for your baby shower? Showing up to a casual wedding in black tie attire? Bringing a gun to the airport? All dingbat things, just some a little more costly than others. From lip combos to London ChatGPT mishaps, the pair chat about their first year of married life, friendship, and life updates!
TIMESTAMPS:
00:00 Introduction and Lip Combo Talk
01:16 Husband and Anniversary Chat
03:06 Banana Dilemma
05:06 Baby Shower Stories
18:22 Gun Safety and Florida Wildlife
25:11 Hurricane Evacuation and Airport Incident
33:19 Airport Security Incident
42:46 Austin's Trauma and TSA Precheck
45:27 London Wedding Attire Mishap
54:47 Travel Adventures in London and Cornwall
01:00:50 Dolphin Assisted Birth and Podcast Wrap-Up
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0:00.0 | The following podcast is a dear media production. Might I say you're looking radiant? Thank you. I just said, what is that lip combo? And she's like the lip combo that you always use that you give me. But I'm like, oh, it just looks so good on you, though. The lip combo that you gave me. And it's been life-changing. I can never go back. Every time I go to Target, I just grab a couple little... Is it Knicks? Nix. N-YX, nude beige. Someone messaged me a dirty, nasty little thing the other day on Instagram and they said, what are we, Queen, what are we using now that Nix has changed their nude beige formula? And I was like, what the fuck are you talking about? Now, here's the thing about me. I, when I go buy those things, I buy like seven out of time. Me too. And so, and I have like small ones, big ones, like, ones that aren't open, whatever. So I can't really pinpoint, like, which ones would be old or new. Like, I have no idea. So I'm like, try. The other day I bought one from the store, like literally like two, three days ago. |
0:53.9 | And I used the formula and I was like, I can't tell. Is this different? Like, is it? I feel like so far might have been the same. Maybe they haven't changed them in Florida yet. Maybe it's starting up. Maybe. Maybe it's starting up north and it's going down. May it's good. We're trickling down. Could you grab a water, please, James? Sorry, Courtney, we'll edit that out. |
1:12.0 | Or you can keep it in because my husband gets me things that I need. That's what he does. That's the kind of man I'm married to. Do you know what my husband just did this morning? Isn't it so weird that we say husband? Yeah, it is. You just said it and I was like, that's weird, but you literally got married like, what, 22 days after me? |
1:12.3 | Like your husband. Yeah, it is. You just said it and I was like, that's weird, but you literally got |
1:27.6 | married like, what, 22 days after me? Like your husband. We're coming up on our one year anniversary, |
1:33.7 | which is insane. Nuts. Well, I went to this gorgeous bakery this morning that's gluten-free, |
1:40.5 | sugar-free, all of my favorite things free. And got- Doesn't sound gorgeous to me. We all have our own version of beautiful. I was like, you know, sometimes you just want to drive, like the sun's out? You want to listen to music? Just a little beep-up. I got my little tea. And I get this beautiful keesh. Okay? And it's like a, it's like a Starbucks egg bite like two, but on steroids because it's |
2:02.2 | handmade, gluten-free, almond flour. It's delicious. Okay. Yeah, me. But a little hot sauce. Shannon's like, yummy. Um, no, I'm sure it was for all. I got it. I ate one. And then you and I started FaceTiming while we put our makeup on because Shannon and I had a little FaceTime makeup date. We love a get ready with me date. I do love a get ready with me. If anybody can catch me in that |
2:01.1 | window, that's your best time. After, on because sheena and I had a little FaceTime makeup date we love a get ready with me date I do love |
2:18.2 | a get ready with me if anybody can catch me in that window that's your best time after that you won't be able to talk to me but by the way you won't like you can talk to me I'm always doing nothing Anna Grace is on a Zoom call she's on a fucking retreat she's on a like she's medit she's doing something if you want to catch her. It does have to be while she's doing her makeup. And it's such a fun |
2:16.8 | time to gab. Okay. Sorry. This is a fun. in retreat. She's on a like, she's meditated. She's doing something if you want to catch her. |
2:35.4 | It does have to be while she's doing her makeup. And it's such a fun time to gab. Okay. So we were gabing. And I thought at the end of our gab, I finished my tea. I said, ooh, we're about to record a podcast. I need a little fuel. I'm going to go upstairs and get the other bite of my gorgeous, beautiful, handmade kish that I sought far and wide to fetch. |
2:53.2 | Austin ate it. and get the other bite of my gorgeous, beautiful handmade kiche that I sought far and wide to fetch. |
2:54.5 | Austin ate it. |
2:56.8 | It was literally... Divorce. |
2:58.6 | Jail. |
2:59.6 | I was like, there's nothing worse. |
3:01.9 | And when you're excited about eating something and then you come home and your freaking husband has eaten it. |
3:07.3 | No, it reverts you back to that college mentality where you want to like write your name |
3:10.7 | on like a to go thing. |
3:12.4 | Like do not eat, Shannon's. |
3:16.1 | I have found myself hiding like I'll leave in the morning. |
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