Coming in hot, no eye movie music, starting with this show, bitch.

Yeah, straight into that coffee pour to make you pee.

It took me a really long time to realize that that was an eye movie noise that was with the

head gum intro.

Yeah, I thought I heard it somewhere else before she

sounded familiar but yeah anyway this is coffee with Rachel I'm Rachel I'm Chris and what the

hell's happening yeah you might have noticed there was a lack of intro besides the urination sounds

yeah which by the way let's take a new census um how are you feeling about the coffee pour? Is it still make you have to pee?

Are you stuck in traffic suddenly feeling like you have a full bladder?

Yeah, like what's the deal there?

Yeah.

But anyway, in regards to why that's missing, we're going to actually talk about that in a little bit because, ironically, there's a question that fits in perfectly.

Yes.

So thank you to the person that emailed us because we were like, how are we talking about this without it being weird?

Okay.

So we're just going to fit that in later.

Yeah, but anyway, we have a bench coffee from a bench.

This is from Natalie.

And Squeezy just loves to eat right as soon as we start recording.

So enjoy that muck-bong fucking text.

Is that how you say it?

I have no idea.

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