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Oh God.

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Because with Paddy's super sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on. Panny Power. Valid on selected leagues and markets only. Pre-match and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. T's and Cs and exclusions apply. 18 plus scummelware.org. This episode is presented by eBay. Rob. Everyone loves a deal and a bargain from time to time, don't they?

Absolutely, mate. And you know where you can grab a great deal? Talk to me. Where? The eBay app. Yes, you are correct. You didn't need to talk to me. I already knew it. I love eBay. When you're buying, you can discover loads of hidden gems. There's so many items where you think I would have never found that anywhere else. Then when you're selling, it's so simple and most importantly, free.

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there's great deals on things you love. You can't help but say when it's eBay. It excludes vehicles

and business sellers. Stop and time. Coming to you live from our houses in Los Angeles, California, and possibly somebody's backyard, it's nobody listens to Paula Poundstone, your comedy field guide to life.

Tonight, when they are embarrassed, they have a royal flush. When they sit on the thumbtack,

they have a royal pain in the ass. We're talking about the royal family. And we're talking about

them with local royalty and Pulitzer Prize winning journalist, the Queen of Los Angeles herself,

Pat Morrison on your knees, presents. And speaking of flushes, prepare for some harrowing tales of Sartorial's shame

from us and you are listeners.

It's wall-to-wall wardrobe malfunctions,

including a pair of exploding pants.

Okay, maybe not, but a boy can dream, right?

As we explore True Confessions, fashion edition.

I'm Adam Felber, this podcast, Lord Chancellor,

meticulously keeping the royal house in order

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