This episode of Cut and Retie is officially brought to you by

Satan.

Melatai.

He wants you too, Malachi.

Come on, man.

You know that's never to work.

Good morning, friends, degenerate anglers, and people who spend $500 on the 12-foot-tall animatronic Grim Reaper at the Home Depot without

blinking, but all baby Jesus gets on Christmas is the cheap light projector that shoots snowflakes

on the front of the house. And welcome to Cut and Retire, the fishing podcast that was not allowed

to eat pop rocks as a child because they presented a choking hazard. Hey, everybody, happy Halloween. Dang it. I'm

Joe Sirmelie. And that is a true fact about the pop rocks. Didn't get to have some of them

until I was about 23 years old because some child choked on them in 1977 and that was all my

mom needed to hear. If they wound up in my plastic pumpkin, they were extracted, right? She would swoop in. No, no, can't have that. My kids, meanwhile, I'm not even sure they know what they are. You know what I mean? Like, you don't see pop rocks that much anymore. Like, you really got to hunt those down if you want them. You know, my kids, their thing is gummies and like weird gummies.

Like Jamie loves the little pack of gummy sushi.

It's like a platter.

You ever seen that, right?

Yeah, like gummy pizza.

Gummy Lego pieces.

I'm not even making this up.

This is all real, you know?

And then my daughter's palette, meanwhile, is getting more refined.

Like, she just had her first

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