The

The Deborah has been hard writing a ton of choose your own adventure books.

I'm just looking at her thing. She is just

exclusively popping out CYOs.

Deborah lives in a Cambridge, Massachusetts.

What? She's my neighbor. Oh. Why are we referring to her as if we know her?

Deborah? The Lerm? Yeah, okay, yeah. See, I'm cool with the Lern, but that's like

a little affectionate nickname, which, you know,

got to be careful about using those.

I mean, I respect Debra, but, like, she's not like my teacher.

Are we not learning from her by these?

I kind of, did I tell you about the time I called a judge, judge, and that was not the thing to do?

Yeah, and the judge laughed at you, right?

Yeah, the judge thought I was cool.

And let me go home.

I'm trying to think of another, like, officially titled person that doesn't, like, you know, like, a doctor is just a doctor and a chef is just chef and a lawyer is well i guess esquire i guess you could

call lawyer lawyer just call them be like lawyer um but we don't call we don't give them that that

we don't call them esquires anyway we don't give them any of that that pop and circumstance for

their names never mind that one doesn't count i like just calling people by their jobs just reducing

their humanity a little bit more and

just going, that's, that's who you are to me in this, in this transaction.

Mm-hmm.

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