It's time to chat some bollocks about funny tits and bum.

No topic is off a limit for these potty mouths, found mums.

So tell us all your secrets we like to share the truth

But sagg it sits and Edelwarts and ice cubes up your hoof no holes

But oh my god. I haven't even had a wash or anything. I've just done a workout, I've got a greasy little

fringe, a sweaty little minge. I've got my kids earphones on.

Oh yeah, you have.

They're very small, but I couldn't find my ones.

And Steve, it's very, very lovingly

made me an orange elephant.

Oh, look!

Yes, that's so sweet.

You know that he, when he gives it to me, it's not that he's wanting it to look like an elephant,

don't you?

Yeah, but he gives it to Toby and it's an elephant but to me he's like it gives me a link.

That's it there you go your cockable satsuma yeah my cockam balls

You're sexy satsuma!

You're out of your have you filthy bitch.

It's Sunday morning, isn't it?

It is Sunday morning and I am going to the gym in a minute

so I'm already up.

I've got some geotrant on my pits.

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