Welcome back to the Telosite's podcast.

Ladies and gentlemen, how is Randy and Nick doing today?

Randy is doing the movements Nick would normally do because Nick is only half alive right now.

I do have a pulse. It is confirmed. I do have a pulse at the moment.

Whether or not I have two brain cells to rub together right now is kind of out as conjecture,

like scientifically speaking.

Also, FaceTime calls aren't working great.

It seems to be working enough to get through.

I am on location at Starbase.

I couldn't tell.

Unlike the last, I know, Randy and Drew are on my phone right now,

which is just barely getting just a tough service.

So they're looking at the top of my umbrella.

The truth is, Nick has the best green screen I've ever seen.

And the most poorly framed and leveled camera ever because I'm recording on top of this

big sand dune and there's no level surface anywhere.

And everything's just janky and sliding.

So I know my vertical lines don't match, but I can't see the screen.

Ladies and gentlemen,

welcome to the show.

When I tell you that Nick goes method acting to record these

promos for every season, there is no rock left on turn to the way he will go out on location.

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