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Bodega Boys

Ep 157: J'ouvert-derm

Bodega Boys

Desus Nice & THE KID MERO

Comedy

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2019

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

The Brand is Strong! The Bronx's very own Desus Nice & THE KID MERO aka the Bodega Boys are giving you their irreverent yet hilarious takes on all things pop culture. Live from the Milk Studios Jam Room! This week: lip fillers, porn addiction, soap opera, jury duty and more!

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0:00.0

Thank you everybody for gathering here. I'm doing a thanks for thank you to my big father for organizing this news and his

0:21.0

Power is a sergeant of the police of whatever the fuck got to make this thing possible for me here

0:28.5

Let's get this out of here with because my gut's hurt and I need to do the intro for the bodega boys. So what I'm doing here is

0:35.3

I am forming an exploratory committee to troll my head into the ring for

0:42.7

President of the United States of America. I feel that it is time for everybody to have a hot bag

0:50.4

Thank you. Thank you. I appreciate that. I feel that every American citizen

0:59.6

deserves the right to lean on the train at all times

1:06.5

That's what the founder. Thank you. I appreciate that's what the founding fathers wanted. They wanted us to have hot bags a

1:13.4

Lean you know, I'm saying and fucking just get that sweet edge

1:20.4

Well, hey, whoa, yes, yes, yes

1:24.4

Yes, you are on the front. Yes, what is your position on a circumcision?

1:28.9

Listen

1:30.9

Like I tell Julio I don't like my shit cut. You know what I'm saying

1:36.1

That's a good one. Yeah, thank you. Thank you. I also am a regular person and I make jokes sometimes

1:42.1

Like

1:45.1

The right time of white supremacism that's running through the country. Well, I mean listen

1:49.2

I'm from Staten Island, you know, Shaolin. I'm from I wrapped a 36 chamber of the wisdom knowledge guides

1:55.7

You know what I'm saying? So all we need to do is unify under the banner of the W. Thank you very much

2:07.5

Listen, I don't listen. I'm not I'm a more fan of the Russian cream backwards

2:12.3

You know what I mean when I need to come you know, I mean when I need to come down a little bit

2:15.9

You know when I'm speedballing and is a little more speed than ball

2:19.3

You need a little refraining the mix. I do Russian cream backwards

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