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The Doug Stanhope Podcast

Ep. #157: God Damn It Derrick!

The Doug Stanhope Podcast

All Things Comedy

Arts, Comedy

4.82.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2016

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

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     Doug gets involved in a domestic situation, throws his support behind another candidate for mayor and catches a prankster.
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Recorded Aug 16, 2016 at the Fun House in Bisbee, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@dougstanhope), Jobi (@StanhopesCDP), and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced and Edited by Ggreg Chaille.
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Transcript

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0:00.0

God damn it Derek. That's the title of this podcast. God damn it Derek. I

0:08.8

explained Derek

0:11.8

I gave your explanation of Derek to Joe B where the Mori talks

0:18.0

He paints himself in a more of a corner and then when you think he has no more rooms suddenly a hallway appears behind him

0:25.6

He keeps talking himself even further backwards. I think I said his words are paint in which he paints himself into a corner

0:35.0

Oh, I'm sorry are you doing your audio book now? No, I was just thinking I was just thinking when I said that I thought wow

0:41.6

That's that works for me. I did that now. I just see him with paint spilling out of his mouth

0:47.5

Completely covering the floor. Oh my god. You know as many nights as I've just given him shit and had to wake up and go

0:55.2

Hey, sorry. I went too far last night

0:58.1

He he had his turn

1:01.0

You could have heard a pin drop. Oh wow Derek stopped and locked the door

1:07.8

You've moved here because you don't want to be in Hollywood

1:11.9

But you brought Hollywood here and all these people that are living off of you. He's

1:18.0

Putting Chelyan on on the fucking rails. He was saying fucking

1:23.0

David Joby. Let's reserve comments until he's done

1:27.8

He's looking at me and I want him to hear everything you say

1:30.0

I just went on how I've ruined football because it's all strangers now and

1:36.4

He has it. Oh, it's a

1:39.3

Listeners. It's been a long three days

1:43.8

Only been three. Yeah, well it started with

1:48.2

One of our mayoral candidates getting out of jail

1:53.1

On a

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