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Slack.com slash DHQ. Today on the show Tumblr is banning all pornographic content. People

are upset, but parents should be happy, especially considering a new report published this week,

which reveals some terrifying things about the effects of pornography on children. We're

going to talk about that. Also, a man is trying to legally change his age from 69 to 45.

He wasn't allowed to, but I think he makes a pretty good case for himself. And finally,

the little mermaid encourages sexual assault, according to the left. But I think they're

missing the real hidden message in the little mermaid. And we'll talk about all that today

on the Matt Walls show. Yesterday, I wore this, my beloved reindeer cardigan, as you could

see, while I was doing the show. And I have to say that the response to my sweater was

really hurtful and traumatizing. People mocked it relentlessly. They said that it's an

old man sweater. They said it makes me look uglier than usual. They said it looks like

something an 85 year old woman stitched together during the wreck time with the nursing home.

Someone said my sweater should be deported to Jupiter and me along with it. Well, let

me tell you, you bullies something. All right. This sweater was made by my grand, my great-grandmother.

In Ireland. And she gave it to my grandfather before he immigrated here. And he gave it to

me two years before he died. So you didn't just mock my sweater. You mocked my family. So I

want you to think about it. Actually, I just made that up. My wife got this from Target,

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