Greetings, listener dear, I'm Tom, I'm Ben.

And I am Matthew and welcome to another exciting episode of Pappy's Flat Shair.

That's right. And we've been doing this for 14 years.

Oh, we've been doing this for 14 years.

We've been doing this for 14 years. Oh, we've been doing this for 40 years. Oh, we've been doing it. We keep on doing it. And if you want to help us keep on doing it, then gets patreon.com forward slash puppies flat share and support your boys on their journey as they podcast to the groove. For four pounds a month, uh, you can give us, you can give us four pounds a month. For just four pounds a month, you can give us four pounds a month. For just four pounds a month, you can give us four pounds a month. And doesn't that sound like a fantastic offer, guys? I really can't say fairer than that. Listen, some podcast will say for five pounds a month, you can give us four pounds a month. No, no, no. Not us. We like to play with a straight die. We like to give foot. If you give us four pounds, we get four pounds.

That's as simple as that. It's a hell of a transaction. But what do they get? Well, you get a bonus episode every single week. It's a show we like to call Pappy's Flat Share Pop Round. It's a lovely little chat. It's not dissimilar to these main feed episodes.

And we have a lovely time doing them. You're going to really enjoy those. And they also get the

jingles from the Flat Share slamdowns. You get those as a single. You get early and ad free episodes.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Forget about that. That's a big thing. You get them before everybody else does, because we love you very, very much. You also get early... We do, we do, guys. You don't get them because we love you very much. You get them because we love you, guys. You get them because you give us four pounds. The four pounds is just for us. But the four pounds is the reason we love you. Basically, we will not love you unless you give us cold, hard cash.

We've been doing this for 14 years.

So, yes, we love you very much.

Sorry, we do love you very much.

You can take that to the bank.

I hope that helps.

And, yeah, and if you love us very much, then you get a seven day free trial. Okay, let's, I don't know why I brought love into it. What's love got to do with it? Not my words, the words of Tina Turner. And let's forget about love for the moment and talk about the fact that if you sign up at patreon.com forward slash papy's flat share, you get a seven day free trial and you know what that free

it's not going to cost you four pounds a month that's free because we love you very much anyway

let's get to the episode enjoy this anything else swath well it's another episode where we talk

sorry cla no no please no go on clap no i, I was going to say leave a comment.

But that isn't about what the episode's about, so we'll worry about it. It's not really what we're hoping for, Clark, isn't it? No, no, go on. Tell people to leave a comment because that's actually... Please leave a comment down below. We'd love to hear from you, actually. Yes, indeed. Tell us how many pairs of trousers you own? because this is yet another episode,

which we weren't intending to do this in this episode, but Tom dropped such a bombshell

as we were about to start recording that we had to pick up the ball and run with it. And you can

actually see the balls in the episode if you watch this on YouTube. So get to YouTube.com

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