Ep. 154 - The Left Lies to Cover Up the Left's Lies
The Andrew Klavan Show
The Andrew Klavan Show
4.8 • 22.7K Ratings
🗓️ 12 July 2016
⏱️ 35 minutes
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| 0:30.0 | With the Republican National Convention now less than a week away, a new round of polls has come out providing us with a snapshot of where America stands. |
| 0:39.0 | In a survey of a thousand unlikely voters, 32 percent said they would prefer Donald Trump as President of the United States. |
| 0:46.0 | 47 percent said they would prefer him as the MC of Celebrity Match Game, and 12 percent said they would prefer him with a shrimp fork stuck repeatedly into his cheek. |
| 0:55.0 | In a survey of 500 people rowing an inner tube to Cuba in search of a better life, 28 percent said they have full and complete faith in Hillary Clinton's honesty. |
| 1:04.0 | The same 28 percent said they had just bought a partial interest in the Brooklyn Bridge, and 14 percent said they had personally shaken hands with Hillary Clinton, and now they couldn't find their wristwatch. |
| 1:13.0 | In a survey of 700 people all related to one another through a woman named Darleen, 78 percent said the state of the nation was getting worse, |
| 1:21.0 | 53 percent said they approved of the job Barack Obama was doing, and 82 percent weren't sure what job Barack Obama was doing, but said he looked like a very nice young man, and they were sure he was doing great. |
| 1:32.0 | Polsters who questioned 18 people who happened to all be named Morgan Stern found that 60 percent feel that the Justice Department should indict Hillary Clinton. |
| 1:40.0 | 31 percent say the Department should just dump a bucket of water on our head causing her to melt away, and 7 percent say the Justice Department is powerless against Clinton, unless Daenerius Targaryen teams up with John Snow to defeat her horrific armies of the dead. |
| 1:54.0 | In a poll of 1,000 people who watched Fox News, 79 percent said they were looking forward to a Trump presidency, but hoped he would still have time to host Hannity. |
| 2:02.0 | When Polsters explained that Trump and Hannity were actually two different people, the respondents were relieved since that meant he'd be able to host the show and be president at the same time. |
| 2:11.0 | In a poll of 80 people engaged in a running gun battle with police through the streets of Baton Rouge, 42 percent said black lives matter. |
| 2:19.0 | 37 percent said black lives were worth 10 points each, and 1 percent said the question was one of metaphysical ontology that couldn't be settled by objective reasoning, but then perhaps they had wandered into the wrong classroom. |
| 2:30.0 | And finally, in a survey of 200 performance artists doing a flash mob reading of long days journey and tonight with hand puppets, 94 percent said the country was headed in the wrong direction. |
| 2:41.0 | 51 percent said we ought to stop and ask for the right direction. 49 percent said they didn't need to ask for directions, they knew where they were going. |
| 2:48.0 | 51 percent said don't be so stubborn, you're totally lost, just admit it. |
| 2:52.0 | 49 percent said stop nagging me dammit, I've done this a thousand times and 51 percent said you always have to play the big man and you just make yourself look ridiculous. |
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