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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast

Ep. 154 – I cant wait to die

The Adam Friedland Show Podcast

The Adam Friedland Show

Tv & Film, Politics, Comedy Interviews, News, Stand-up, Leisure, Comedy, Improv

4.7 β€’ 10.8K Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 9 May 2019

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

i got to the part where arthur dies. i want to die like that. cool cough disease, huge beard, everyone telling me im a good guy even though im not

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0:00.0

Okay, yeah, we're restarting you got to get something out of your system. Yeah, you got to get certain words out of your system certain words.

0:10.0

As Bill Clinton.

0:12.0

A certain word that I like to refer to is chicken soup for the racist.

0:16.0

That would be a good book to publish and then you open up the pages.

0:22.0

It's just 900 pages. Yeah, and we're getting over and over again.

0:26.0

I'll tell you, boy, that's like chicken soup. It's like fried chicken soup, baby.

0:34.0

Yeah, fried chicken soup would probably be pretty good.

0:36.0

Well, it wouldn't maintain its crispiness if it was in, yeah, maybe if you're a bad cook like Adam, bad cook, Friedland.

0:44.0

Not a bad cook. I'm pretty good cook.

0:46.0

Is that that was your nickname in the Navy? That's true.

0:50.0

What's up? How you doing bad cook? You're bad at cooking. Also, you're gay. That's what they would say to you.

0:58.0

They would call me gay and the back of the 1940s Navy.

1:02.0

Well, cooking was a term in the 40s that meant putting a man's cock in his balls in your mouth at the same time.

1:10.0

No, that's what being in the Navy means.

1:12.0

Oh, interesting. Okay.

1:14.0

So, everyone to get into the Navy had to be able to fit a standard size cock in balls in their mouth at once.

1:22.0

That makes sense. Yeah.

1:24.0

Because that way, it's like the balls are like extra oxygen if you have to go underwater.

1:30.0

Yeah. If you have space for balls, you have space for extra air.

1:34.0

I like to imagine that phrase, it's a curse like a sailor comes from like sailors coming in for shore leave and they're staying in hotels in New York or where they're in flea week.

1:42.0

Yeah. Then there's like a family for Minneapolis staying in like the hotel room next to them and they just hear two sailors in the room ever being like,

1:48.0

Oh, fuck, fuck me.

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