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🗓️ 1 July 2025
⏱️ 58 minutes
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This week’s episode is a special, patriotic, 4th of July edition featuring none other than George Washington herself. The girls reminisce on their holiday traditions and childhood nostalgia. From college football tailgates to Golden Corral, what 3 things would they show the aliens that represent American culture? Were they bored as kids? How does Shannon like her hashbrowns? What are their favorite hot dogs? Only important topics covered in today’s episode, for ‘Murica! (insert Bald Eagle screech)
TIMESTAMPS:
00:00 Welcome to the Patriotic Episode
00:34 George Washington's Skincare Secret
02:09 Costume Closet Confessions
05:45 American Culture Highlights
10:44 Iconic American Experiences
15:12 Road Trip Memories and Gas Station Food
19:44 Nostalgic TV Shows and Personalities
27:37 Fireworks and Meat Aisles
31:04 Childhood Fireworks Memories
34:46 The Importance of Childhood Boredom
38:47 The Crocs
49:18 Hot Dog Delights
56:58 Closing Remarks and Podcast Highlights
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0:00.0 | The following podcast is a dear media production. |
0:04.9 | Guys, welcome back to an extraordinarily patriotic episode of probably a podcast. |
0:15.6 | Guys, I am sitting with none other than the one and only absolutely true to form. |
0:22.3 | This is not a replication. |
0:23.9 | George Washington. |
0:25.4 | Yeah. |
0:26.3 | Georgie George. |
0:27.1 | What's popping, baby? |
0:28.2 | Back from the dead. |
0:29.2 | Back from the dead. |
0:30.6 | It's not been that long. |
0:31.9 | No. |
0:32.4 | And your skin looks amazing. |
0:34.0 | Thank you so much. |
0:34.7 | Wait. |
0:35.0 | Okay. |
0:35.2 | I do have to address this. |
0:36.4 | Okay. |
0:37.8 | How's George Washington? You cannot tell a lie. I cannot tell a lie. And I'm ready to throw hands |
0:43.9 | with any board certified dermatologist that can tell me why they're not prescribing |
0:47.6 | avarmectin to acne patients. This literally just took such a 360. I'm like, what does this have to do |
0:52.6 | with America? I'm so confused. Your skin does look incredible. |
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