Ep 1538 How close is too close to a lollipop lady?

Pappy's Flatshare

British Comedy Guide

Comedy

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

What are the perks of being a babysitter? Does a rat ever stop being a rat? And would you stay the night in a fake Grandad’s house? Our Christmas Flatshare Slamdown show is now on sale. It's happening at the Underbelly Boulevard in Soho on December 8th WITH SPECIAL GUESTS NISH KUMAR & AMY ANNETTE This will sell out quickly so DON'T DELAY, grab your tickets HERE TODAY! Follow us on: YouTube: youtube.com/@pappysflatshare Instagram: instagram.com/pappyscomedy/ TikTok: tiktok.com/@pappysflatshare Facebook: facebook.com/PappysFlatshare/ And X: twitter.com/pappystweet Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'm always up before the birds and the kids.
0:02.9	Good thing Costa Express is always up too.
0:07.0	Early starts are easier with great coffee.
0:09.7	And if I grab one for Bob, I might even get some decent company.
0:14.5	Large cappuccino for the bloc who's half asleep.
0:17.2	Oh, you legend.
0:19.6	Now that's a proper coffee.
0:21.3	Should kick in Justin Samfut to remember which end of the screwdriver to use.
0:25.1	Hmm.
0:26.3	Costa Express.
0:27.8	Quality coffee every time.
0:34.6	Grow ho ho!
0:36.8	Tings, listener dear.
0:38.9	We've got some news.
0:41.8	Yeah, the first news is we're trying to get the word groatings off the ground.
0:46.8	That's a little seasonal greeting.
0:49.2	That's news number one.
0:50.5	The second bit of news is that our Christmas show is now on sale. That's right.
0:56.3	The Flat Shared Slamdown Christmas special, which will be at the Underbelly Boulevard, the Underbelly Boulevard on December the 8th is on sale now.
1:06.2	Pappy'scom forward slash live for tickets. Tell us who the guests are.
1:11.0	Two incredible guests. We have real world couple, Amy Annette and Nish Kumar.
1:19.9	Oh, groatings to them both. Susan's Groatings. We can't like to groat them.
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