Today's episode of Papi's Flat Shares brought you by Wimbledon College of Arts, part of

University of the Arts London. Now, have you ever fancied a commercial performing arts career?

Yes. Well, that sounds good, actually. No, I was talking to the listener Dears. The MA comedy writer

performer at Wimbledon College of Arts, part of the University of the Arts London, has been created

as a stepping stone into just that, a commercial performing arts career.

Now, students will learn how to develop original content through writing scripts that they can

star in, whether it's a short film, a half-hour TV comedy, a live character piece or a film.

It's the first of its kind of the UK. It's the new comedy writer-performer, M.A.,

and it's been developed by a team of

comedy producers, performers, writers, agents and academics. It's a course which promises can turn

even the most boring person in the room into someone who is ready to start their comedy career.

Well, you had me at the most boring person in the room. Yeah, there you go, Clarkie.

It's tailor-made for us. By the end of the 12 months, students will have a rich portfolio of

comedy writing and performance. God, I'd kill for that. And we'll have the skills.

You've got for about 20 years. You haven't got that, haven't you? I know, this is great.

You can get this in 12 months.

It's going to give you the skills and contacts to pitch and submit ideas to the industry.

So what you need to do is search MA comedy writer-performer Wimbledon to find out more and to apply for this course today.

I'm off to do it now.

Greetings, listener, dear. I'm off to do it now. Greetings, listener dear, I'm Tom.

And I am Matthew Ben.

It is on assignment, but don't worry he is going to be

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