Greetings, listener dear. I'm Matthew and I am Ben.

And Tom is on assignment. He's off on his, actually, he's on his holidays, actually.

He's having a wonderful time on his holly bobs. Of course he is. So he's not here for the intro,

but do not worry because, you know, you know us, we're prepared for these sort of things.

We recorded this episode just before the summer and not only do you get Tom on board, you also get one of the best, one of the best out there.

Matthew, that's so kind of you to say.

You get Clarkie as well.

Thank you. You get Clarkie as well. Thank you.

You get Clarkie as well. You get me and I'm here and you also get, well, no, no, the one of the best I was referring to. Of course, we know Clarkie, you are one of the best. Thank you. But the one of the best I was referring to is Chloe Pets. the brilliant Chloe Pett who has done flat chest slam down

I believe she did a Christmas episode But one of the best I was referring to is Chloe Pets. Oh. The brilliant Chloe Pets who has done Flatchez Slamdown.

I believe she did a Christmas episode.

She's absolutely brilliant.

We love her.

We had a great time.

It really worked out for us because basically we're trying to find comedians who are close to Sidnam.

Because otherwise, we can't book them.

If a comedian lives in North London and we say, would you like to come to Sydenham, they usually say no thank you.

And fair enough. Yeah. Do you want to come to Sidnam is a sentence that normally ends with a negative.

Absolutely. It's not even a poison chalice. It's just pure

poison. You don't even get a lovely chalice to go with that. It's just pure poison. But luckily,

and weirdly, Chloe was staying in Sidham. She was about four doors down from your house.

She really was, yeah. So that's how we, but what we're trying to say here, guys, is if you are going to be couch surfing in Sidnam, please do give us a bell. If you're going to be couch surfing four or five doors from the Clarkie residence, you've got to get in touch, guys, because we love to book you. But Chloe was absolutely brilliant, is absolutely brilliant. I believe she's on tour. I'm sure the details are in the show notes.

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