Ep. 152 – Early Turd Special

The Adam Friedland Show

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Stand-up

4.7 • 10.8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2019

⏱️ 83 minutes

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too early for sleepy adam

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0:00.0	Okay, rolling.
0:04.0	Let's get started here. So it's to catch a predator. Okay, in Iran.
0:08.0	I like it. And so it's like a chrysanthemum. It's like,
0:12.0	like, no, how do they talk?
0:16.0	Think of time?
0:18.0	Why don't you have a sit over here? Please.
0:21.0	Sit down. You are online trying to meet a man.
0:26.0	We have, no, there is, you cannot leave the police outside to execute you.
0:34.0	The police are outside to push you off the building.
0:38.0	They catch a predator, Saudi Arabia.
0:42.0	We have the telegram from you that says,
0:45.0	Mishra, I want to suck your penis.
0:49.0	And so we have got here. This is all being recorded for a lively.
0:57.0	This is a new television lively where we have a video of gay men trying to break the law.
1:07.0	They're trying to get the jail. And so we kill them.
1:13.0	I like it.
1:16.0	Where else is it illegal to be gay?
1:20.0	Texas.
1:22.0	Even though they got all those cute little hats to fucking.
1:24.0	Oh my gay sex is loose and Texas.
1:28.0	Dude, so Texas is so big. I bet you there's whole towns comprised of nothing but men having gay sex.
1:36.0	Just romantic cowboy dancing. Yeah, dude.
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