Ep 151: Planet of the Dongs

Improvised Star Trek

USS Sisyphus

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 573 Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2016

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

Rip and Lorem find themselves in a real pickle. By which we mean penis.

Improvised on October 9, 2016 from a suggestion by Tyson Thorpe via Facebook.

Featuring
Eli Mandel as Rip Stipley
Rayna Caskey as Kelly the Intern
Chris Rathjen as Cdr. Corbomite Hayes
Nick Wagner as Lt. Ch'arles Lorem
Mary Cait Walthall as Dong Oligarch, Dr. Zarlene Zonalzon
Julia Weiss as Dong Oligarch, Lt. Rita King, Ashley, En. Spot
Matt Young as Cpt. Julius Valentine Baxter

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Transcript

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0:00.0	This week's episode of Improvised Star Trek is brought to you by Emporium, a member of the Chicago podcast Co-op.
0:08.6	Emporium's three Chicagoland locations combine the best arcade games, craft beers, and live events.
0:13.7	Check out Emporiumchicago.com slash CPC for free drinks or game tokens.
0:24.4	Captain for free drinks or game tokens. Captain, before we go in there, I just had to say thank you for defending my humanity in front of these dongs.
0:30.9	It's my pleasure.
0:31.9	Yeah, I'm sorry that I got us into this mess on this planet.
0:34.2	Well, it's the right of every sentient being within the Federation to live their life and pursue freedom and justice.
0:41.3	And I, I'm here to stand up
0:43.1	before these dons and tell them that
0:45.4	you Rip Stippley are human.
0:47.7	I'm a man. You're a member
0:49.4	of the Federation and you deserve life
0:51.2	just like everyone else.
0:52.5	Oh. I mean, he does.
0:55.1	No, just you said member.
0:56.8	Oh, yeah.
0:58.6	Oh, my God, you did say member.
1:00.7	We can't do that in there.
1:02.0	Sorry.
1:02.5	We cannot do that in there.
1:04.7	All right?
1:05.4	Yeah.
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