Ep 151: Halloween 2023 (Simon Rex, Ian Fidance, Jordan Jensen, Oz Pearlman)

We Might Be Drunk

Sam Morril and Mark Normand

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2023

⏱️ 149 minutes

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Prepare yourself for a spine-chilling edition of "We Might Be Drunk" that will leave you laughing in the face of fear! Join the fearless hosts, Mark Normand and Sam Morril, along with a ghoulishly good lineup of guests: the enigmatic Simon Rex, the mysteriously hilarious Ian Fidance, the spellbinding Jordan Jensen, and the mind-bending Oz Pearlman, also known as Oz The Mentalist. In this Halloween extravaganza, the drinks are flowing as freely as the witches' potions, and the laughs are as contagious as a haunted house ghost story. Our eclectic crew dives into the world of movies, sharing spooky favorites that will send shivers down your spine. But beware! This episode is not for the faint of heart, as Oz Pearlman showcases mind-blowing magic tricks that might just leave you questioning reality. Get ready for a night of hilarity, magic, and perhaps a few surprises that go bump in the night. So grab your favorite potion (or beverage of choice), turn down the lights, and join us for a frightfully funny episode that will have you saying, "We Might Be Drunk, but we're definitely entertained!" Don't say we didn't warn you... Mark Normand: https://marknormandcomedy.com/ Sam Morril: https://www.sammorril.com/ Simon Rex: https://www.instagram.com/simonrex415/?hl=en Ian Fidance: https://www.ianfidance.com/ Jordan Jensen: https://www.jordanjensencomedy.com/ Oz Pearlman: https://www.ozpearlman.com/ Grab some tickets to the upcoming November 4th Theater at Madison Square Garden with Sam Morril. Tickets will sell out, so don't wait to grab yours now! Link Below: https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/3B005EDAE0D21883 Buy tickets to Ian Fidance - Special Taping in New York on December 3, 2023 https://www.seetickets.us/event/ian-fidance-special-taping/573497 Shop: https://www.wemightbedrunkpod.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wemightbedrunkpod Bodega Cat: http://www.bodegacatspirits.com | We Might Be Drunk is produced, recorded and edited by Gotham Production Studios. Head producer: Matthew Peters https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com/ If you want to start a podcast contact Hello@GothamPodcastStudio.com for a discount on services when referred by WMBD! Support the show &; get 20% off your order at https://www.liquidiv.com with code DRUNK New customers can score $200 instantly in bonus bets for throwing down just $5 on the NBA. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app &; use code WMBD Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	We're rolling. Hey, we might be drunk. We might be gay. We're ambiguous. We got Superman here. Super Jew. That's me. Beer Jew, Salah Q.
0:15.0	We got Wolverine Jew. It's Halloween, man. Oh, that's the dog. Yes. What's that? Millie? Winnie. Winnie. Can I pet the dog real quick?
0:26.0	Of course. That's the dog. Hi. Oh, my God. Isn't that cute? So what's the story? How old? She's 16.
0:35.0	Oh, Epstein. She's on the fence. Yeah. Okay. I think all dogs are gay or a little bit. Yeah.
0:41.0	I don't think she's honestly asexual. She's just kind of a cold bitch to anyone who comes near her.
0:47.0	Oh, she was nice to me. If all dogs go to heaven, then they can't be gay. Oh.
0:52.0	All right. So you guys are doing coffee, but we'll get into a drink. I mean, we need energy, but yeah, we're doing. We're drinking too.
0:58.0	Okay. Thanks for having me back, guys. We were excited. I mean, I saw you in Charlotte a few, a few, a couple months ago. Thanks for lunch. That was awesome. Yeah.
1:06.0	That was a good career. He was on tour. I was doing a movie there. We met up. I couldn't come to a show because I was working that night.
1:12.0	But we had Tony Cavalieri. That's right. Oh, he's hot. You know, you know, him from.
1:17.0	Right just gemstones. Right just gemstones. He played Ozzy Osborne in the movie The Dirt. He's awesome.
1:23.0	Really funny comedic actor. He comes from improv back. And he's a very nice stand up, but he's a big fan of yours. He was so stoked to meet you.
1:29.0	That was so fun, man. We had the whole crew.
1:32.0	So these days, you got to ask everyone because of drugs in candy. No, we got a tester. Oh shit. Hold on.
1:39.0	This was like drugs for kids. Remember those? It really was your first dipping in a powder bag. Yeah.
1:45.0	You guys are not L.A. guys, but you've been to Hollywood Boulevard and you've seen the guys that walk around in the soggy set.
1:52.0	That looks like they want to be a superhero. But it's like the butt dirty and it's soggy and they're skinny.
1:58.0	Nobody pays them. They're just doing it. Yes. I feel like that guy. Yeah.
2:02.0	You pick your dick and showing a little bit. I got a small like right now. Super small. It feels like it's showing.
2:09.0	Pretty big in Red Rock. Well, that was a process. It was a hammer. It was a hammer. It was a fun rock hammer.
2:14.0	Because I had to put my big dick in a smaller dick. So that was uncomfortable. No, it was it was very awkward putting on the prosthetic penis.
2:24.0	Yes, it was the director. The director's fiance. What?
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