Ready in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

DC in Pro, July 15 to 16, then July 29th and 30th in San Francisco at Cobb's comedy club, then July 31st is Seattle, Washington at the Neptune, Cleveland, Ohio, August 12th and 13th,

many Apple Tits at the Acme comedy club, and then Nashville and then I go to Jew Dork Titties one night in Brooklyn, the night before

I'm in the back of the house, I know all of you are going to that show, so Timbersef and then Gashville, Tennessee, and then back to Jew Dork Titties, November 4th and 5th at Carol Lines, oh and then I just added Fort Lauderdale in December 2nd through 4th, yeah, so check it out, ChristinaP online.com

Hello, I'm very drunk, I drank, I'm just going to tell you straight, I'm fucking faded, I drank so much tequila, I did make in Kelly's podcast and I was so excited, I don't really get excited to meet people celebrities, but I just really like her, so I drank and this should be a really fun episode of where my mom's at.

It's so funny, because even, you know, I mean, you know this as a parent, like you're working, you're trying to live your life and then it's just like your kids are always the priority no matter what, like last night, the boy slept in my bed, and then we wake up and Ellis is like my ear hurts and then I have to call the doctor and then it's a trip to the doctor and then he's got an ear infection, it's just, it's never ending, and it always goes on in the background, right?

When you're a parent of just regular life and it's, it's so hard, it reminds me of when I was in,

jujure titties and I was getting my makeup done and I remember being like, there's like 5 gay guys on me right now making me look incredible, and then this time tomorrow I'll be wiping asses and noses and back to being a basic mom bitch, so there I am, that's where I'm at, it's always how it goes.

Life is not glamorous.

Man, you're fucking faded home.

I'm so drunk, and I was kidding. I mean, am I really, I don't know, I feel like I talked this way, I still filter as much when I have a little tequila in me.

It's not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom.

I'm a fucking cool mom bro. Let's do some follow up voicemail, so we have some of those.

Sure do.

Okay, mommy and boost boys, this is a follow up for the conversation about blowing, not in fear drought.

So I also partake in this discussing habit of blowing my nose into an article of clothing.

I don't use like a clothing that I'm wearing, but I'll take something out of the 30 laundry hamper and I'll pull it out into the past.

So for the longest time, this was my dirty, shameful little secret until one day I realized that people will literally clean up jizz using a t-shirt, wash it, and then have no problem wearing it after it's been properly laundered.

And Dr. Drew has even said in a show that jizz as a body fluid is very similar to mucus, so I just wanted to bring this up and see what your thoughts were on this.

Thanks, love the show.

So I think what she's asking in essence is, okay, is it okay if I blow my nose into my dirty t-shirts because guys jizz into dirty?

No, we don't. No, we don't. We don't do that.

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