Hey, everyone. I am barking to you all. I'm sending thought waves with my mind. This is Michael Jane Elson, and this is 372 pages. We'll never get back. It is a podcast where Connor Lestoka and I, Connor, Connor is here. Say hello, Connor.

Hello, Mike. It's the classic, if someone was listening to this for the first time and you greeted them by saying, hey, folks, Mike Nelson barking at you, sending thought waves with my mind.

This is the podcast where we run down all the reasons 5G is invading your thoughts.

Well, they might just think that I'm doing some, you know, that's kind of inside stuff, right?

If you're doing a podcast, if you're, you're Rogan or something.

It's just like, hey, everybody, I'm sending the thought waves with my mind, as you know.

Shout out to the slime gang.

We're going to be checking in with fart a little bit later.

Fart is doing well.

He's recovered from that burn.

We do joke, but we are the podcast that uses blarionid as a verb.

That's true.

I know that that's a cliche by the end of doing a podcast, all you are doing is repeating

yourself with your cliches.

What are you going to do?

Yeah.

So if you're wondering why we're barking at you, you've got 160 some episodes of lore to go back and familiarize yourself with. There's a lot of

other things you could be doing with those hours, but we're glad you're spending them with us.

Yes, thank you. And we are working our way through a book we did not expect to like. It is called

Starlight Barking.

The Starlight Barking, Doty Smith's sequel to 101 Dalmatians.

Doty Smith. I'm trying to think if I know any other Doty's. I think I had one and I forgot to

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