Ep. #150: Prison Guard vs. Prisoner & Killer Termites Day
The Doug Stanhope Podcast
All Things Comedy
4.8 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 11 July 2016
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Summary
Recorded July 03, 2016 at the Fun House with Doug Stanhope (@dougstanhope), Chad Shank (@HDFatty), Mat Becker (@Houdini357), Prisoner, Prison Guard, Mishka Shubaly (@MishkaShubaly), and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced and Edited by Ggreg Chaille.
LINKS: Abigail's Prison Address - Abigail Hill #1995104 Carol Young Unit 5509 Atwater, Ave. Dickinson, TX 77539 Tweeker Pie YouTube Clip - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5VAvvNRStU Closing song, "Willin", Written by Little Feat, Covered by Mishka Shubaly in the Fun House July 03, 2016. Doug's DVD/CDs are all available at DougStanhope.com Order Doug's book "Digging Up Mother: A Love Story" on Amazon , Barnes & Noble. Get a SIGNED copy at DougStanhope.com
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| 0:00.0 | Okay, we are going ladies and gentlemen if you'd like to chat you can chat outside but we are doing the killer termites day |
| 0:11.7 | podcast Sunday |
| 0:15.4 | July 3rd |
| 0:17.1 | if I can read I know you know Chad Shank you can read if I can |
| 0:25.6 | the proclamation from the city of bizby that's if I can read this is a long day of fucking heck |
| 0:31.5 | I was a double oh shit that was the heckle I never got to was a the last time you saw a double header |
| 0:38.4 | it was latex Roswell I never I was saving that man now I missed it |
| 0:45.7 | this is uh says city of bizby proclamation killer termites day whereas the killer termites |
| 0:57.8 | led the charge to ensure bizby arizona is named the best historic small town in america by us |
| 1:05.2 | a today and whereas the killer termites who are instrumental in spreading the word to over |
| 1:12.4 | 250,000 social media subscribers and getting them to vote for our bizby and whereas in paying |
| 1:21.9 | tribute to killer termites we will declare Sunday July 3rd to be killer termites day in |
| 1:33.7 | bizby arizona and therefore therefore I Ronald Eirtle Mayor of the city of bizby do here by |
| 1:43.6 | proclaim that Sunday July 3rd 2016 be declared as killer termites day |
| 1:57.2 | so Sunday July 3rd is also where the Tucson-Saworos who we call the bizby killer termites the team |
| 2:06.5 | comes down to play a double header for fourth of July weekend close it out with a walkoff home run |
| 2:14.5 | we like Mike we like Mike last name last name |
| 2:21.1 | Mike more more more more mercury more yes walkoff home run to fuck it's no strong extra innings |
| 2:31.2 | don't forget Bernal dailies awesome throw to home plate to end the inning that's right |
| 2:36.9 | it's a good day well it explains why our voices are fucked up we're struggling just trying to talk |
| 2:47.0 | over Chad sank with a good voice is tough I was trying to scream over you and everything was failing |
| 2:54.1 | I slept all day yesterday you partied all day yesterday it's two days in a row where I |
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