Ep. 150: My Life Is An Actual Sh*t-Show

One Bad Mother

Biz Ellis and Theresa Thorn

Moms, Kids & Family, Motherhood, Theresa Thorn, Comedy, Biz Ellis, Podcast, Parenting

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2016

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Biz and Theresa explore what it's like when we have a lot of hard days in a row. You know, when you think you're almost over the hump of one problem and then three new ones crop up? It's enough to make a sleep-deprived mama cry...and we do! Plus, Biz's six-year-old now knows the word "sexy" but not exactly how to use it, Theresa longs for a commune lifestyle, and no guest this week means Theresa has extra time to unburden herself and get some validation from Biz, and we discover a new OBM mantra! Share your genius and fail moments! Call 206-350-9485* *Be sure to tell us at the top of your message whether you're leaving a genius moment, a fail, or a rant! Thanks!! Share a personal or commercial message on the show! Subscribe to One Bad Mother in iTunes Join our mailing list! Join the amazing community that is our private One Bad Mother facebook group Follow One Bad Mother on twitter Follow Biz on twitter Follow Theresa on twitter Like us on facebook Get a OBM tee from the MaxFunStore You can suggest a topic or a guest for an upcoming show by sending an email to [email protected]. Show Music Opening theme: Summon the Rawk, Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Ones and Zeros, Awesome, Beehive Sessions (http://awesomeinquotes.com, also avail on iTunes) Mom Song, Adira Amram, Hot Jams For Teens (www.adiraamram.com, available on iTunes) Closing music: Mama Blues, Cornbread Ted and the Butterbeans

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0:00.0	This is a stay-at-home mom with a baby boy and a daughter who's a full-blown kid.
0:05.0	And I'm Teresa, a part-time working mom with two little boys.
0:09.0	This is a show about life after giving life.
0:11.0	Don't listen with your kids because there will be swears. This is One Bad Mother.
0:18.4	This week on One Bad Mother, Oh my God, my life is an actual shit shell.
0:23.0	Plus, this is being attacked by the Virgin Bees,
0:26.0	and Teresa wonders, is this all there is?
0:29.0	Whoa!
0:31.0	I was so lost in my own weird place that I just didn't even think about doing the woo.
0:40.0	Whoa guys.
0:42.0	Yeah I know. The woo is in danger. All Yeah, I know.
0:43.0	The woo is in danger.
0:44.0	All right.
0:45.0	Snap into it.
0:46.0	Theresa.
0:47.0	Go ahead ahead of the game.
0:48.0	Here we are. Period hut.
0:49.0	The woo, for many people who do not like the woo.
0:52.0	I do think the woo is like an anchor for us
0:55.0	to bring us back into, you know what I mean?
0:57.7	Because you're like, it's very grounded.
0:59.2	Oh, everybody whoa!
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