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Cut & Retie

Ep. 15 - The Staten Island Bucktail Heist Of ’76

Cut & Retie

Joe Cermele

Wilderness, Sports

5649 Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2023

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

This week, Captain Frank Crescitelli explains why catching an article of women’s clothing used to be a requirement for an NYC slam, we discuss a robbery involving a fluke in a Tupperware container, bond over a little boat job we pulled on a lawn in Delaware, and then go soak some salmon eggs with ya motha. 

Transcript

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0:00.0

Listen, my past kayak fishing experiences revolved around borrowed boats that often kind of sucked.

0:07.5

And I've learned that finding the perfect kayak for you and your needs is critical.

0:11.5

Old Town can help you do that just like they helped me.

0:15.2

Their sportsman line of boats features power, pedal, and paddle models.

0:19.1

And whether you're a skinny water addict or a big lake fiend,

0:22.5

Old Town has the perfect ride to suit your needs and budget.

0:27.0

So head on over to Oldtown Canoe.com forward slash cut and retie

0:31.2

and let their team match you with a quality kayak that will put you on fish for many years.

0:36.9

Again, that's Oldtown Can canoe.com forward slash cut and

0:40.9

retie.

0:46.6

Looking at the back of that trailer, I just watched the back wheels like bow out. Like it was riding

0:53.4

with two wheels bowed out. And I'd riding with two wheels, bowed out.

0:56.3

And I'd be like, well, you know, the New York Slam is like a car tire, any metal part

1:02.2

of an automobile, and, you know, any part of a woman's clothing.

1:06.6

Because for some reason, you would find like high-heel shoes floating by.

1:11.3

Hey, Ma, I said get the pink power bait.

1:13.4

You got the orange, Ma.

1:15.1

What are we going to do with this?

1:23.5

Come on, man.

1:24.8

Cutting retry that.

1:25.9

You know that's never going to work.

1:28.0

Good morning, friends, degenerate anglers and people that used to have mad crushes on melody from Hey, Dude.

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