Ep 15 - Adventure! - Secret Agent Grandma

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Youngadult, Tv & Film, Visual Arts, Leisure, Comedy Interviews, Hobbies, Arts, 1990s, Goosebumps, Kevincole, Paulritchey, Comedy, Nostalgia, Chadquandt, Rlstine, Books

4.9 • 807 Ratings

🗓️ 8 February 2016

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Prepare for a good old time with your grandma... Secret Agent Grandma! In our second Choose Your Adventure ride, Chad runs Paul and Dom through a world where your grandma is like James Bond, except with nothing interesting happening. What will happen when they board a train filled with mysterious trenchcoat-clad individuals? Join us for what may be the best/worst story yet. You won't believe where this story goes.

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0:00.0	The So you were discussing a culling.
0:33.2	We were just driving to get burgers, and it comes up in conversation sometimes, you know?
0:38.2	Yeah, you're like...
0:39.1	Wasn't it to get burgers?
0:40.3	Yeah, I think it may have been burgers, but it may have been on the way to hateful
0:45.0	late, which I think it may have.
0:46.1	Oh, that's right.
0:46.9	It was also about, you know, meat in a way, but like man meat.
0:50.9	I was going to say, like, you know who else is like swine?
0:53.5	Humans are like swine.
0:55.0	It was basically like, man, there's too many people on Earth. We need to do something about it.
1:00.5	And we just jumped. What were your, shall I say, master plans? I think it was. To call the Earth.
1:06.9	I don't want to put my calling plan in Dom's mouth, so to speak.
1:12.1	But I think mine was 40% of the earth, least important, least necessary, goes immediately.
1:21.4	Knowing that I know your criteria.
1:23.2	Knowing that I know that I might be part of the 40%.
1:26.9	Very likely part of the 40%.
1:29.2	I think the idea was you'd send out a census,
1:33.4	like some sort of amazing test to everyone on earth.
1:37.5	And you don't tell them it's for the calling.
1:39.0	You just say it's really important.
1:40.9	And immediately if you don't do the test, you're part of the 40%.
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