Ep 149: Ricky gets Chopped and Screwed

The Judgies

Cloud10

Improv, Comedy

4.8 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2023

⏱️ 82 minutes

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In This Episode: We have more Facebook drama about a husband offering to "help out" a friend in need, a man demands his fiancé gets their tattoo removed before they get married, a woman doesn't understand why her fiancé wants alone time while in the bathroom, a woman ends a 20 year relationship after a trip to the mall, and a listener tells us about their enemies to friends story. And for this week's Circle Jerdge we answer the important questions, "How many birds is too many birds?" and as a secret bonus CJ Josh reads us some wild comments left on early 2000 hits. This Episode is sponsored by: PrettyLitter! Go to Prettylitter.com/JUDGIES and use code JUDGIES to save 20% on your first order. ZocDoc Zocdoc.com/JUDGIES to download and use ZocDoc. Smalls Go to Smalls.com/JUDGIES and use code JUDGIES to save 50% on your first order PLUS free shipping! Quince Go to Quince.com/JUDGIES to get free shipping and 365-day returns on your next order. Get Judgies Merch Here: https://store.streamelements.com/judgiespod Our Patreon is officially open, if you want to see extra content go check it out! https://www.patreon.com/JudgiesPod Send us mail! (Addressed However You'd Like) P.O. Box 58 Ottawa, IL 61350 Leave a Review! https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-judgies/id1519741238 Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/judgiespod Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/judgiespod Intro Music by: Iván https://open.spotify.com/artist/5gB2VvyqfnOlNv37PHKRNJ?si=f6TIYrLITkG2NZXGLm_Y-Q&dl_branch=1 Story Links: Husband does "side work" for friend Private Facebook group Asking Fiancé to remove tattoo https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/11uzi67/aita_for_asking_my_fianc%C3%A9e_to_remove_her_kpop/ Using Toilet while Fiancé Bathes https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/123ywid/aita_for_using_the_toilet_while_my_fianc%C3%A9_bathes/ I broke up a 20 year marriage https://www.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/12axu9n/i_broke_up_a_20_year_marriage_and_ruined_someones/ Time Stamps: 0:00 Intro 0:40 Update on Josh's shituation 6:50 Mail Time 12:44 Facebook Drama: Husband does "side work" for a friend 18:00 r/AITA: For asking my fiancé to remove their tattoo 25:40 r/AITA: For using the bathroom while my fiancé bathes 34:52 Return from Break 34:58 Erika's Circle Jerdge 41:06 Josh's Circle Jerdge 53:57 Listener Submitted Sound 54:44 Listener Submitted Story 56:34 ERIKA FINALLY REALIZES IT'S HER!!! 1:03:56 r/Confessions: I broke up a 20 year marriage Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:42.4	oh were we not last time so healthy last time Erica we saw each other you asked me how I was doing
1:48.1	and I had a very sad thing to report to you he wasn't shit oh yes you were constipated did you
1:55.4	uh i mean we're gonna wait um how much we got on the board here 35 seconds we get a
2:00.4	wait a couple more seconds anybody else's balls hurt when you don't shit well that was at 43
2:07.9	seconds yeah but the 24 second intro okay uh so I started taking a daily vitamin
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2:34.6	and I wasn't really farting or burping about it I blocked my boy I started to like hurt my stomach
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