Ep 149: Amilly

Bodega Boys

Desus Nice & THE KID MERO

Comedy

4.9 • 13.5K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2019

⏱️ 89 minutes

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The brand is strong! The Bronx's very own Desus Nice & THE KID MERO aka the Bodega Boys are giving you their irreverent yet hilarious takes on all things pop culture. Live from the Milk Studios jam room! This week: Showtime, Ratings, Our faithful audience, kids, gaslighting and more!

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0:00.0	Alright alright alright alright alright I'm me alright you on me pal. Alright alright alright alright alright I'm three
0:15.3	I'm gonna bust out of door we're gonna get this fucking asshole finally we got him twice in the suburb
0:18.8	We're gonna get him one more time for the third time to jump. Let's get this motherfucker put a behind bars forever
0:23.0	Can you believe a guy with his amount of wealth? We'll go to a nasty fucking place like this
0:26.5	I mean lovely lady time spy you know what fucking time it is
0:29.2	This is a place I used to get my I used to get my code act film develop next door. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I like I always I always I always thought it was a rubb and tub
0:36.3	But you know it's all out of yeah
0:38.3	Oriental is going in I didn't want to make it hot. You know I don't got a racist born in my body. Not at all. Okay. I know I know you
0:44.9	Listen I know you for years you know that I'm not racist. I'm not racist. You're not a racist guy my mother-in-law eats Asian food every Thursday
0:51.5	You know I know you claim that exactly I know it's karate chops
0:54.7	I get I get I get their culture stand up guy, you know what I mean?
0:59.1	And you're related to Matt Scalamati fucking Calamari. Oh, I know you're a stand up guy. You know Mike?
1:03.6	That's it. That's listen that guy's gonna stay gonna turn America around that guy mag Mike. He's old
1:08.3	He's not like they don't make them like he's come from a different cloth. She's met his father Tony Calamari. Oh
1:15.6	That was a man's that was an Italian is Italian the legacy lives on an Italian Italian
1:20.3	I once seen him kick the shit out of a black guy. Oh, amazing. You know that whole that black guy went on to be who?
1:26.7	Marvin Gay unbelievable unbelievable. He so he basically invented R&B
1:30.5	Yeah, you know what I mean? He so he wrote what's going on? What's going on kicking all the games as well?
1:35.4	I was like what's going on what's going on? What the fuck whoa brother brother brother whoa?
1:40.9	I don't three. Let's go all right one two three
1:44.1	Everybody on the fucking ground everybody on the fucking ground
1:50.3	Go check go check remember three
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