A group of Columbia University students stormed and occupied Hamilton Hall yesterday morning,

but as the hours wore on, the campus in Tifada began to feel a bit peckish,

at which point the gender-bending jihadis held a press conference to

demand humanitarian aid in the form of snacks and soft drinks.

What are the university be obligated to provide food to people who have taken over a building?

Well, first of all, we're saying that they're obligated to provide food to students who pay for a meal plan here

But you mentioned that there was a request that food and water be brought in

Unless I'm misunderstood. To allow it to be brought in I mean well I guess it's ultimately a question of what kind of

community and obligation Columbia feels it has to its students. Do you want

students to die of dehydration and starvation or get severely ill even if they disagree with you if the answer is no

then you should allow basic I mean it's crazy to say because we're on an Ivy League campus

but this is like basic humanitarian aid we're asking like, could people please have a glass of water?

But they did put themselves in that, very deliberately in that situation and in that position.

So it seems like you're sort of saying we want to be

revolutionary, we want to take up this building, now would you please bring us food

and water? That was a pretty good question there from the reporter at the end.

He observed that if the That was a pretty good question there from the reporter at the end.

He observed that if the students really were on the brink of death

from going five or six hours without a nice refreshing sip of Laquois or some other tasty treat,

the students might consider just going out and getting one themselves.

And now the gluttonous little guerrillas probably were somewhat parched and

pigish they are used to getting what they want no matter how unreasonable the

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