Welcome into two foreign drafts, Austin Gale here, the host of two foreign drafts, a rookies and draft prospects podcast here with my guy, Mike Renter on the first episode after the Super Bowl. It's officially draft season. It's been draft season for a while, but this is like the turning point. This is where the draft order set all those things and with that being said, we're going to go over a mock draft courtesy of Mike Renter, published the pff.com on Monday morning, also going to look at our hashtag fund to watch list, each of our top 10 fund to watch players in the 2021 NFL draft class. And then also react to the Super Bowl.

Of course, react to the latest Carson Wentz news at the top of the podcast should be quite the treat. We also have an interview lined up for the back end of the podcast. We interviewed again, friend of the pod officially Gregor Russo former Miami Florida edge fender had a lot of good things to say about Jalen Phillips. Also, he's in the best shape of his life right now. Just spent the entire season working out. It's fantastic interview. We'll stitch that in at the back end of the podcast. Let's get it.

We have a fantastic podcast lined up today. Not only are we officially in the season, Dala draft draft season, fresh off the Super Bowl. I got the fresh cut with the little, little

product in there, the new kicks ready to rock and roll, but I got two very, very good dad stories. I'm giving you a two for today. I said I do the shotgun story on Thanksgiving, but I'm also going to stitch this other story in as well that comes with a visual courtesy of Mike Quinn. Let's start with the shotgun story. So I've had a handful of like long term relationships in my life, five to six, but only two have ever met to have ever met my parents. One time meet what one of the first times one of my girlfriends met my dad for my mom.

Oh, my mom said mom, we go to Thanksgiving. It's a good time. And we're while we're there. My grandma who lives with my dad is like the same grandma that like, you know, it's been part of this for a while who took a rap. No, no, that's my great grandma. Okay. My grandpa, my other grandma is still alive and she's rocking. But I'm Thanksgiving. We're noticing that she keeps a jet. Like there's this like for the first time ever in my life, my dad's house has like a blanket over the couch. You know how some old people have like blankets on their couch for every reason. We had a blanket on our couch. I'm like, what the hell is this? Like I don't know if he's like trying to doll

it up for the girl I brought over or my girlfriend at the time or whatever it was. And but my grandma the entire time, like, as people sit down, she'd go over and adjust it. Like she made sure it was always in like pristine condition. And I'm like, what the fuck is going on? Like this doesn't make any sense. I'm like, talk about it with my girlfriend. It's like, yeah, I don't really know what's going on.

Well, well, my dad on holidays, surprising. No one gets hammered. Absolutely hammered. And I'm going to preface the rest of the story, by the way, my dad's a moron. This is a bad decision. Don't make these decisions. Okay. This is this is not a good decision. It's a bad. This is a bad. My dad gets pre hammered on holidays. And which is totally fine. I mean, everyone does. But he kind of takes it to another level. And then by the time all the families over, but at the end of the holiday, my dad's just drunken. It's just me, my girlfriend and I are staying at the house. And it's my grandma that's left. It's just us four that are really left at the house.

My dad starts talking about, you know, recent events or whatever, like how things been, all this stuff. He's like, oh, man, I didn't tell you.

He says he, so he recently got a shotgun. And he was like, yeah, I've got a shotgun. Just in case anyone breaks in the house, I got to kill somebody. I was like, that doesn't seem safe for you to own a gun. It's wild that you have one.

He's like, yeah, honestly, I made a big mistake recently too. Apparently he got really drunk and was like holding the gun and like had it in his hand and was like saying, like, hey, if anyone comes in, I'm going to get somebody.

And it was unloaded. He was like, it's unloaded. It's unloaded. It's fine. I wasn't there. This was a couple days ago, whatever, before Thanksgiving. He's with my grandma, my grandma, I call her Noony. When you're Italian, you call your grandma Noony. That's kind of like a thing. But Noony is like, you can't be, you know, I don't care. It's unloaded. Like put that gun away. No one wants to see this. This is crazy. And he's like, I told you it's unloaded. He sticks the gun into the couch, like into the couch, like muffled it or whatever if it was loaded and just shoots it and it has a bullet blows a hole through the couch in the back of the wall with the couches against. And that was like why the blanket was there the whole time. And then

I'm dying laughing, even though gun violence is not a joke. Don't play with guns. All this stuff. But dying laughing because my grandma's literally like trying to cover the whole the entire day, but there's a hole in the back of his house. It's incredible. It was incredible. But on the theme, I forgot. I can't believe I haven't told the story. So my dad makes a ton of bad decisions. And this is another fantastically bad decision that is great. So my dad and I got into it like late in high school and I wasn't living there for a little bit. And I was living with someone else, wherever. He texted me one day.

He sends me a picture of his arm. And it's a tattoo. It's my name, but it's spelled A-U-S-T-O-N down his arm. I'm with my buddy, like, what the hell just happened? I'm crying laughing. I text my dad. I text my dad. I'm like, dude, my name is Austin. He immediately called with an eye. Obviously, he immediately calls me. He's like, no way. Like you're kidding. Don't make, no, don't make these jokes. Like you're kidding. Like this is not, like this has to be a joke. I've had your name in my phone. It's A-U-S-T-O-N for a long time. I was like, how, how the fuck do you do that?

You even have that. That makes no sense. That doesn't even, you sound it out, motherfucker. I've seen Austin within E. I've never seen Austin within O. So then he's, like, borderline and tears. I'm in tears laughing. And then I'm thinking about, so I've said this before. You always have to think about my dad stories with the other people in the stories involved. Think about the tattoo artist. Who's like, dude, you're getting this? Because the tattoo artist can't be say, are you sure your son's name is frickin' Austin? He's not going to double check him out. I'm just going to search Austin to see if there's any. There might be.

There might be, there was. Either way, my dad, the tattoo artist obviously didn't say anything. And he gets it. And he's like, feels like an asshole, whatever it was. He ends up getting, like, a small eye tattooed in the middle of it. This is the funniest part, the correction. He gets a small little eye tattooed in the middle of the O. And then uses the O, like, a fucking crossword puzzle. And it says, like, God across the side. So with that being said, there's probably a lot, I've had some people in the YouTube comments say these stories are fake. Dad doesn't say that.

I don't see him real as no way. Quinn, if you're watching on YouTube, throw the fuck into the job. I am looking at the picture right now. And it's, it's real as can be unless your Photoshop skills got real good. I texted my dad last time over the weekend. That was like, dude, you got to send me a picture because I'm trying to tell the story on the podcast. And he's like, oh, man, I hate this story. But he sent it to me anyway. It's hilarious. But all right, I'm looking at it now. The correction is brutal. It's horrendous. It is arguably worse than the original tattoo. Yeah. That's not his fault, though. That's the tattoo artist. Yeah, that's the tattoo artist.

I'm going to put her down there because the chasing between the G is hanging. It's rough just hanging out in the middle of his bicep. So what's funny about what I'll finish with this. Then we'll get into the podcast. I apologize for taking this long. But what's funny is that my dad and I worked together. After that at some point, we're like, relationship-mended and worked together in a mechanic shop. And everyone at the mechanic shop called me a stone. Like everyone, like, made fun of them. And it was freaking fantastic, dude. So fantastic. He also has the tattoos of my other sibling's names on his and they're spelled right.

You know, you don't really see that often. But it's an incredible story. The entire football team in high school is like, called me out stone for a while. It's freaking hilarious, dude. And saying stuff. My dad, bad decisions left and right. Like I said, he's a role model. Just don't do what he does. Yeah. If you don't fall into a sense of role model, let's go ahead and get into the podcast here. Superbowl reaction. This is an insane game. Not a lot of people saw this coming. If there was going to be a blowout in this Superbowl, I think people were expecting the Kansas City Chiefs to blow the tape.

They were favored by three three and a half at some points in the two-week stretch over the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in Tampa Bay at Raymond James Stadium. Like people were expecting the Kansas City Chiefs to go into Tampa Bay and win this football game. They scored nine points. No touchdowns get blown out by Tom Brady, Todd Bowles, Bruce Ariens, and give Brady his seventh ring. What are your initial takeaways, your initial reactions? Did we talk about this stuff? I can't remember. I talked about it with someone and I'm like, I just don't see how the Chiefs the Chiefs offense. I don't.

I don't care who you are. I don't care if you're patching my homes and you have, you know, and they do have like an all-pro receipt. All receivers are like all pros, whatever. You can't operate a consistent offense with an offense line that was going to be that overmatched. Yes, Andy Reed should have adjusted and to protect my home's better should have done something to make sure he wasn't under pressure as much as he was and to help that offense line out. But there's always so much you can do.

When you have an offense line that every single position is liable at a very high rate to lose on that given play. Like it's not just that there's one mismatch. You can scheme around Aaron Donald being so much better than your left guard. Like if you have a backup of a left guard and you can scheme around that. You can't scheme around every single guy being overmatched along your office line. And the only thing in like Pat from home so good that he convinced us all that he could do it. But I think we saw at the end of the day that it's still football and there's so much

there's still when you have that big disadvantage in the trenches that you're just you're screwed. Like there's no recourse. You can you can buy for little you can have maybe like some explosive plays and I love the box game plan to just basically say. Our front four is going to kick your ass. We're not going to give you any explosive plays drive down the field on a two safeties deep. Yeah. Put a drive together without taking that big negative play without having a sack without having pressure blow up multiple plays in a row. And they took that gamble and it a lot of good game.

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