Kill a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

I'm Jesse Thorne, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective.

And this is Jordan. Jesse, go!

This week on Jordan, Jesse, go, we talk to Matt Besser about among other things educating Mr. Kanye West.

We'll have to wait a while for it, though. Let's go.

It's Jordan, Jesse, go. I am Jesse Thorne, America's radio sweetheart.

Jordan Morris, boy detective, very special guest joining us for a very special evening recording of Jordan, Jesse, go.

From the upright citizens brigade, and of course the related upright citizens brigade outfits, such as your upright citizens brigade theaters, your upright citizens brigade merchandising.

Sure, programs. They're weekend getaways for young people. Sure, they're cola, right? Matt Besser, welcome to the show, Matt.

Jordan, Jesse, go.

It could be a diva song. All right. Jerk. Craftwork song, man.

Hey, you're sitting in a chair that Mark Mother's boss had in just a few months ago.

I heard that episode. I was very entertained by that episode. I loved, I'm huge, huge diva fan from way back.

Those guys are kind of cool guys, right?

Oh my god. So cool. So I mean they changed my life in a lot of ways.

How to do, okay, so tell me how diva changed your life?

Well, if you think about UCB is very diva-ish, like wearing the same uniform and that kind of embrace authority to thwart authority kind of thing.

That whole thing, I mean, deavolation and all that stuff.

Also your dance rocket?

That's where it stops.

But yeah, I mean, when I first, I'm from La Roca, Arkansas, and you know, when I was a teen, everything's on vinyl.

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