Hey y'all, you're listening to Heaving Busams.

The podcast were two best friends of recap the plot of romance novels, while giggling, snorting, telling each other

stories and gaffawing maniacally. Let's start off with a Patreon shoutout. Abigail C, you are a Hakutaku, a Japanese creature with nine eyes and six horns,

with the face of a human and the body of a lion.

The Hakutaku is said to be well read and very intelligent.

So intelligent, in fact, that you can see the future,

using this skill to warn the masses of impending doom.

You once predicted a deadly pandemic and gave the people a talisman in your own image that

would protect them from the disease.

You have since been worshipped as a protector guardian spirit.

It should be said that hanging talismanans of Abigail's image on your wall is not an FDA-approved

method of curing any disease, but it might cheer you up a bit.

You can get access to almost 80 bonus episodes, as well as tons of behind the scenes photos, videos,

posts, and more at Patreon.com forward slash heaving bosom's podcast. And now we have Roller Girl by Vanessa North, a feel-good lesbian romance between a

trans woman and her roller derby coach. It's a big yum! Here we go! Hi, Aaron, Aaron.

Aron, actually, I need to say hello.

Aaron, actually, I need to say hello, slaughtermelon.

Oh yeah, because we're doing the roller derby book.

Yeah, wow, we're cooking with gas, aren't we?

Well, I went through several names, and then I haven't done it in like two years,

so.

I don't answer to slaughtermelon anymore.

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