Ep. 148 - Foiled By The Twig Of Doom

Cut & Retie

Joe Cermele

Sports, Wilderness

4.9 • 697 Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2025

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Summary

This week, Drew Price and Rowan Lytle return to Jersey for another shot at snakehead fly victory and fresh fruit salad, we embarrass ourselves in front of jobless girls in tiny bikinis, shred our feet on the way to anger management therapy, and throw our rods right into the middle of a government bowfin cover-up conspiracy

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0:00.0	But it was even worse for me, because at least you guys were fishing.
0:05.0	I was just the dumb dumb sitting on a rock with a waterproof backpack and a shitty net.
0:09.0	I just show up to watch two other guys fish.
0:12.0	Normally, I would build my own leader and I was just like, oh, this is a fresh one out of the package.
0:18.0	I cut it back pretty far and I was like, this'll be fine. Yeah. And
0:22.9	instant regret. And Joe goes, there's a snake there. Yeah, right there, right there. Right
0:28.7	there in front of you. What are you talking about? I don't see anything. And then I see this thing
0:31.6	that's a tenth the size of the two. We just see small fish. I'm like the one looks like somebody
0:36.2	ran it over a cheese grater.
0:38.1	That one.
0:38.4	Yeah.
0:38.9	Yeah. You should throw at that.
0:43.7	Come on, man.
0:48.9	Cut and retry that.
0:50.0	You know that's never going to work.
0:52.5	Good morning.
0:54.0	Friends, degenerate anglers, and people who only wetweight in 90s era, neon
0:58.4	purple, aqua, and hazard yellow water shoes.
1:00.8	And welcome to Cut and Retie, the fishing podcast that weighs far too much brain energy
1:05.0	contemplating how so many tires wind up on river bottoms and locations that aren't close to roads
1:09.7	and make very little sense.
1:11.4	Yo, happy Friday, kids. I'm Joe Cermelli. And even when I was a wee 10-year-old boy, I refused to
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