This is the podcast for September 28, 2012.

It's not safe for work.

Recorded live from just outside the Margaret Thatcher Memorial Shame Clause.

It's the professional left with drift glass and blue gal.

I almost want to say poor Joe Scarborough, but I can't bring myself to say that.

No, no, no.

It just amazes me, though, that, you know, if Margaret Thatcher was running this election, she would win.

Sure.

Okay, Joe.

I didn't know she was an American citizen, but okay.

That's all right.

But there is this mythology that there is the perfect conservative out there who would save us.

And this is what we're going to talk about today because, frankly, the election itself is getting a little bit boring.

I mean, just watching Mitt Romney screw up one time after another and what's it going to be today.

Well, watching him literally run in, almost literally run into himself.

Yeah.

Sprinting in the opposite direction.

Eight hours after he says, look at me, I did health care in Massachusetts.

Aren't I compassionate?

He turns around and says, Barack Obama wants government to control your health care.

That's monstrous.

How could you allow such a thing?

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