Ep. 146 Sylvester Graham: Cracker, Please.

Cult Podcast

Paige Wesley & Armando Torres

True Crime, History, Comedy

4.4 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2020

⏱️ 95 minutes

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The gang is all here! We're back from vacation! This week we dive into the delicious, although sexually repressed, history of the Graham Cracker and Sylvester Graham's crusade against bad bread, jerking off, and infrequent dumps. It's a blast and you'll never look at s'mores the same way again. Also, we have a Patreon! [Insert Air Horn Noises Here] If you'd like to donate and join our cult, please visit www.patreon.com/cultpodcast or visit our website and click on the Patreon tab.

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0:00.0	Hey everybody this is Armando Torres and you're listening to the show
0:04.0	before the show and I'm Paige Wesley and with us we have Andrea Gazeta yay
0:09.0	and we have an amazing episode for you this week page talks about one of the funniest
0:17.4	fucking stories I've ever heard I love it so much you learn a lot of history you learn a lot about a weird guy and you
0:26.0	learn about one of the best foods in the world and where it pardon the pun comes
0:30.8	from yes yes pun comes from. Yes yes you're going to learn a lot about bread it's great. It's
0:39.0	is I was really in my element for this.
0:42.6	And your element is bread.
0:45.6	But before we begin, we have some news and review.
0:48.6	Bau!
0:51.0	Wait, did we get another racist against white people one?
0:53.4	Yeah, we did.
0:55.0	Here I'm going to read that one.
0:57.0	That's my favorite one.
0:59.0	Yes, yes.
1:00.0	I read that and laughed my ass off.
1:02.0	So much fun.
1:03.6	So this review, this one star review comes to us from Jesse 016
1:10.0	and they say, bunch of liberals.
1:13.4	Why is every single podcast become an anti-Trump
1:17.1	conservative hating hour?
1:19.1	I'm so sick of it.
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