Ep. 146 - North Korean Muskie Shorts

Cut & Retie

Joe Cermele

Sports, Wilderness

4.9 • 697 Ratings

🗓️ 8 August 2025

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

This week, Rich Hohne reminisces about the best marlin dinner he ever ate and that one time he was a last-minute Esox hero, we complain about or swag bags and overcook the tuna, get hammered right before our presentation on skorts, and obtain special access to private ranches in Russia.

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0:00.0	We'll put a hosted trip together, a cut and retie joint hosted trip with you.
0:04.6	We'll launch that one on April 1st.
0:06.1	Everybody will sign on right away for our hosted trip to North Korea.
0:09.9	You probably did a couple.
0:11.3	You went around and asked everybody, Jay-Z or Nas, which is such a 2010 thing just to,
0:19.3	I remember you were real like, hey, I got one question for you.
0:21.7	You pull up the camera and be like, Casey or not?
0:23.8	And then like the musky warhorn would come up.
0:26.5	Like I completely forgot about the musky warhorn.
0:29.0	It's a freaking bullhorn.
0:30.8	And then I just cut to Rusconterik who's like,
0:33.1	I scrimshalled it myself.
0:34.5	I've always wanted to scrimshall something.
0:42.3	Yeah. scrimshalled it myself. I've always wanted to scrimshall something. Come on, man. Cut and retry that. You know that's never going to work.
0:47.2	Good morning, friends, degenerate anglers and people that shed more tears for Ozzy Osborne and
0:53.1	Hulk Hogan than they did when their sweet aunt Tilda kicked it. And welcome to Cut and Retire, the fishing podcast that never knows what's appropriate to wear to a viewing. Hey, happy Friday, boys and girls. I'm Joe Stermelli. And does anybody else have that issue? Some of you do. I'm talking to the men here. You ladies always know how to look sharp. You always know what's right.
1:11.3	We do not, okay? Like if your immediate family, you got to wear the suit, right? We get it. I get it. But if it's like the great uncle from Arizona, you ain't seen since 93 or your mom's third cousin or whatever, like is a polo in khaki's okay for that? you know, do I have to tuck the polo in? Do I need to shine my one pair of nice shoes for this,
1:29.0	or are the spirity boat shoes acceptable? These are the things like... He's okay for that? Do I have to tuck the polo in? Do I need to shine my one pair of nice shoes for this,
1:33.1	or are the spirity boat shoes acceptable? These are the things that I ask myself anytime a viewing pops up. Anyway, look, I know I'm late to the party, the death party. Oz and the Hulkster have
1:38.8	been gone for a few weeks by the time you're hearing this, but I am certain I will continue
1:42.9	to be bombarded by
1:44.6	sad Aussie memes on the socials. And my favorite so far has been a not-so-good painting of him,
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