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The Doug Stanhope Podcast

Ep. #146: Hey, You're Out Of Here!!!

The Doug Stanhope Podcast

All Things Comedy

Arts, Comedy

4.82.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 June 2016

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

The kids get thrown out of the announcers booth during a Tucson Saguaro's game.
Recorded June 12, 2016 at the Fun House in Bisbee, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@dougstanhope), Chad Shank (@HDFatty), Butters (@Hawk4444), The Anonymous Heckler, and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced and Edited by Ggreg Chaille.
LINKS:   Tucson Saguaro's - @TucsonSaguaros - http://www.saguarosbaseball.com/   Wendelstedt School for Umpires - http://www.umpireschool.com/   PIPELiGHTS Band - https://www.facebook.com/pipelightsmusic/   Doug Stanhope's Celebrity Death Pool - https://www.dougstanhopescelebritydeathpool.com/   Closing song, "The Love Boat", covered by The Mattoid.   Doug's DVD/CDs are all available at DougStanhope.com Order Doug's book "Digging Up Mother: A Love Story" on Amazon , Barnes & Noble  and at DougStanhope.com

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Transcript

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0:00.0

We're talking baseball baseball. Are we talking baseball? I see that the red light is on red light is steady

0:11.8

Just did the Bizby killer termites baseball game

0:16.8

AKA Tucson so arrows who after three weeks

0:21.9

Kind of tilted a hat at us at the end of the game

0:25.6

With one third of the audience we're a hundred percent of the vocal audience

0:30.6

And I don't know if we're going back. I was directly demanding

0:35.9

acknowledgement as they were walking by and high-fiving each other at the game

0:39.4

That's when they gave acknowledgement, but I I was screaming at them that they need to acknowledge us

0:44.0

So well, yeah, oh, yeah, well everybody was cheering. I was fucking demanding like it like a Jill

0:50.5

Like a jilted girlfriend. I won't be ignored. Oh come on. We got thrown out of the fucking announcer's booth

0:58.4

Chaley Brett Brett Austin a neighbor

1:02.3

Through in a PA the first game that we went to there was a guy standing

1:08.0

Imagine you listener standing in the stands and you're

1:13.2

announcing the game by yourself reading off a cheat sheet just one dude in the stands going

1:19.7

now batting

1:22.0

In a stadium that's what the dude was doing no one could hear him except for him

1:27.2

So people pitched in we brought a fucking PA down

1:31.3

Chaley gets up off fucking wretched hangover. Oh my god

1:36.0

Fucking this this this was amongst the worst hangovers where I go. I'll just keep going at at one o'clock when the game was supposed to start

1:44.9

Chaley texted me and you texted me at the exact same time and Chaley said

1:49.8

We got everything set up here. We're just looking for Doug and at the same time. I got a text from you that said just up

1:59.0

Yeah, yeah, and then then someone came up and said hey, I need you to make an announcement and then I looked at the guys

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