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The Adam Friedland Show Podcast

Ep. 146 – Did we kill bam

The Adam Friedland Show Podcast

The Adam Friedland Show

Tv & Film, Politics, Comedy Interviews, News, Stand-up, Leisure, Comedy, Improv

4.7 β€’ 10.8K Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 14 March 2019

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Or did bam kill us?

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0:00.0

Check check. Jesse you're listening to WNIG grf a g the sweet sounds of Cincinnati's finest

0:10.4

jazz. That's not the that's not the radio station. Oh, I'm sorry. You've worked here for 40.

0:18.6

You got a stop. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I said wrong again. It's WKRQ.

0:29.2

I believe my dick smile. I believe my dick's waiting for this. My penis doesn't even reach my

0:50.0

bones. You see that? That's a good one. That one is good for me.

1:19.8

I believe my dick's small. Oh, guys, I got some medical news today. I kind of want to make an

1:36.6

announcement to my fans. Go ahead before they hear anything in the media. We already heard the song about you.

1:41.6

We just did it. It's not about the small hands. We can't hear. The doctor says that's not a medical issue.

1:48.8

Yeah, so that I can sleep. Can you at least use the electric things? Can you use that? Didn't say the clear where you go clear?

1:58.0

Well, that's half my dick. Please use the paddles. Please use the ones you use on mice when they have that problem.

2:07.0

Clear. It's still fucking too small. I have been diagnosed with medical grade

2:21.4

dandruff. Oh, really? Medical. You got that. I got dermatitis. Hold on. Let me pause you right there.

2:28.2

I've had horrific dandruff my whole life. It's all my shit is always fucking shedding or whatever.

2:34.0

Do not give a fuck. Never if cared once. Well, I heard your head or something. Yeah, my head. My head is in city. Yeah, my head is

2:41.3

scabby and itchy and shitty. And so I said, you know what? I'm ready for the frontier. No, no, that's not true. I will not go quietly into that

2:49.6

good. Oh, ma'am. Do you mind sucking my hair? I'm gonna fight this sitting on my head. Ma'am, would you mind lubricating my scalp with that awful

3:02.1

pussy? That's a good, that's a good Arthur. Yeah, well, I played a lot of the game. Yeah. Um, uh, ma'am, uh, these fillers bothering you.

3:12.2

So I had to, uh, I'm trying to have gay sex, my god. I gotta get, does anyone play online? I thought it was

3:24.2

going to be a thing for a second. I think there's an online beta out. Yeah. Oh, that's you point for the cucks. That's very nice.

3:31.4

Is that when you go online? Yeah. Like I'm waiting for the online alpha. Um, but yeah, no, I've just been playing story mode. But someone DM me

3:41.9

and said that if I haven't been doing the side missions, there's a point in the game where it's like, I get, I'm completely fucked. Oh, really? Yeah.

3:49.6

Why? Yeah. Why would they make them fucking side? You just do all the side missions and you can't go back and do them. Really? Yeah. Oh, yeah, you got to do all of them.

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