The amazing Kate Casey.

Welcome back for another episode of Reality Life with KKC.

I hope that you had a great weekend.

I'm hoping that you're starting your week off with a bang,

and I have to tell you, I've got a great episode for you.

Real Housewives, you love it, I love it.

And today I'm joined by Brian Moylan, my fellow Real Housewives

researcher, anthropologist, and sometimes emotional support scientist. Because for years, Brian

and I have studied the Real Housewives, and we've done so with the same intensity that

the NASA scientists apply to analyzing distant planets. They're decoding craters

on Mars, but we're decoding cryptic sub-tweets and wine-throwing etiquette at a real housewives party.

In just the past week alone, our field work has taken us deep into two extraordinary ecosystems,

Orange County and Salt Lake City.

Now, in Orange County, we witnessed a reunion that could only be described as forensic,

but not of finances, but of likes and comments. The women meticulously revisited social media interactions, like Supreme Court justices reviewing evidence.

And that is while simultaneously relitigating a dinner party that happened, I'm not kidding you,

15 years ago. Then over in Salt Lake City, our research continued aboard a chartered yacht.

And this is the kind of vessel where, you know, friendships are going to go to

die. There we examined the fascinating phenomenon of housewives engaging in secret communications

with anonymous social media accounts. This is modern day espionage and its housewife style.

This is done so in an effort to annihilate each other's lives and

business brands. And of course, no housewives dissertation would be complete without revisiting

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