This is the podcast for September 14th, 2012.

It's not safe for work.

Recorded live once again from the Mitt Romney tax return email waitlist.

It's the professional left with Drift Glass and Blue Gal.

Good morning, Drift Glass.

Good morning, Blue Gail.

You know, Mitt Romney's problems would all go away, like magic, if he would just release his tax returns.

Because then he could really not be president.

Because, well, the burden, the burden of covering up all of that perfidy, all of that gaming and cheating and legally cheating and all of those terrible, terrible secrets that he has to keep away from his own people and from the American public must be weighing on that poor man so heavily that it's screwing them up. I think that's the first time anyone's called Mitt Romney a poor man.

That poor, poor soul. That poor soul. You know, it's like Gerald Ford tripping. You want to punish success, don't you do? I do. Like Gerald Ford tripping, you know, in the election, at some point it becomes one trip too many.

And it doesn't matter how small it is.

It doesn't matter that it wasn't really him.

It was Chevy Chase.

It's, and if you just make a clean breast of things, and I don't mean to offend

conservative listeners by mentioning the word breast, but because that's part of the

lady parts that they're so frightened of.

But if only Mitt Romney were to come clean about this one thing,

then I'm sure everything else, you know, it would be easy for him to cope with the rest of the lies he tells every day.

Well, I'm convinced this morning.

It's Friday morning that we're recording this that the Romney election

staff is just turned to the bottle completely. The guy, the political article about the Romney A. saying,

don't listen to the polls. That's just discouraging conservative voters. It's voter fraud and all these commentators are secret

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