Kill a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Under the locks and throw away the keys and take coffee shoes and sex and run you.

I'm Jesse Thorne, America's radio sweetheart, and I'm Jordan Morris, boy detective.

And this is Jordan. Jesse, GO!

This week on Jordan, Jesse GO, we're joined by authoress Sloan Crosley to talk about fancy New York literary bullshit. Plus, something more important. The war on spiders. Let's go.

It's Jordan, Jesse GO. I am Jesse Thorne, America's radio sweetheart.

Important weather update.

Oh, good. I'm glad we're continuing with this.

The weather has been consistent. Consistently delightful.

Okay, I was holding my breath. I just let it out.

Jordan, I'm just saying, I'm not being critical of you.

Everyone at home listens to me say what the weather is like at the beginning of the show.

And the people that are at home say, oh, that's funny. Here where I live in Akron, here where I live in Columbia, Missouri, it's been cooler or warmer.

I don't know what it's like to live a Hollywood lifestyle.

I know why we're putting people at ease.

But I know what weather is.

Jesse, putting people at ease doesn't sell ads. We need to be controversial up top.

Jordan.

It's Jordan, Jesse GO. Ground zero mosque. Ground zero mosque.

Okay, good work.

No, that was good.

A lot of people are now people who are rolled up. They're bloods boiling.

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