Ep. #144: The Killer Termites Get Shat Upon

The Doug Stanhope Podcast

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🗓️ 11 June 2016

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

A Bisbee Observer Letter to the Editor shits on the Killer Termites. Doug goes over it with Chad, Kristine Levine and Chaille.
Recorded June 03, 2016 at the Fun House in Bisbee, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@dougstanhope), Kristine Levine (@KristineLevine), Chad Shank (@HDFatty), The "Prime Minister of North America" and Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille). Produced and Edited by Ggreg Chaille. LINKS: Write to Abigail in prison: Abigail Hill #1995104 Carol Young Unit 5509 Atwater, Ave. Dickinson, TX 77539 Jimmy's Hot Dog Co. - https://www.facebook.com/pages/Jimmys-Hot-Dog-Co/161165403906292 Tucson Saguaro's - @TucsonSaguaros - http://www.saguarosbaseball.com/ Closing song, "Party Time", by The Mattoid. Available on iTunes. Doug's DVD/CDs are all available at DougStanhope.com Order Doug's book "Digging Up Mother: A Love Story" on Amazon , Barnes & Noble and at DougStanhope.com

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0:00.0	Let's uh shall we podcast?
0:03.7	Christine Levine says I could podcast and promote my career, but that would require getting out of a chair.
0:15.0	We have a chair. Get a liberal. I need a fat. Get her a Danny. No, no, she needs a fat chair.
0:21.2	Doug Doug. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Instead of, instead of calling it a fat chick, we call it a four corner.
0:27.2	No, thanks. No, we'll call it a Lebel. A Lebell. A Lebell. A Daniela Bell was the guy that met the other chairs. That's right. So we'll call it a Lebell.
0:34.5	I like these better anyway, because they don't have sides, so I can kind of spell over on that thing. Yeah, that's real nice. I don't feel constrained.
0:43.1	I think they researched their fat chairs. I like them too. Yeah, they're real good. Nice job you guys. Nice job for a bunch of skitties.
0:52.0	Not bad. We're tired of cleaning up broken, big chairs. Good. Finally. I'm glad I wasn't the one who did it too.
1:02.5	Oopsie. There's still one that's questionable from the other night, but I won't talk about it. I get the red one. Yeah.
1:10.6	Yeah, no, but that was already questionable from Lebell.
1:16.0	Did somebody strategically place that one there?
1:18.6	No, I just get sat on by accident. We have so many fucking stools now because I replaced, I put four fat stools in.
1:27.8	Four Lebells. Four Lebells because we have quite a bit of fat friends. We're fat friendly in the funhouse.
1:35.7	Well, the problem was there was a fat friend over that wasn't enough of a friend to say, hey, can you please get up so we can give you a fat chair?
1:45.4	So we just had to endure it. Yes. Well, we shouldn't have diplomats here.
1:51.2	We shouldn't have people that we can't say, hey, get in a fat chair. That's what I think.
1:56.2	We shouldn't be on that level. We shouldn't even have to be drunk to be able to tell people here,
2:02.7	hey, you're too fat for that chair, move to this chair. If we don't know you that well,
2:07.5	where that's a comfortable conversation, you shouldn't be here anyway. And that's my fault because
2:12.4	I get drunk and say, yeah, we're not installing a scale at the gate.
2:16.2	I've been wanting to tell you for far too long and not really on a podcast and plus it's detrimental to my own
2:23.2	you know situation, but you're far too fucking nice. You got to fucking dick it up a little bit.
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