If I am offered a slice of Swiss cheese, I want the one that has the most holes.

Even though, even though there's not any cheese on it, because you think you want to eat the cheese,

but you want the holiest cheese. I want the holiest cheese. Make sure that everybody is putting

your toilet paper where the fold goes over. Okay? Yes. It is over. Yes. I think we can agree on that.

And if you do it under, you're wrong.

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That's a huge discount. And these are shoes. Like you can wear them as slippers. Yes. But they

are like legit sturdy enough to wear outside on the street wherever they are so, so sturdy. And

you will love them and you should stock up on them for yourself and your family right now at mypillow.com

slash chicks get on well, we get everybody a pair of slippers for Christmas. And like Christmas is

only like six months away. So I don't know what you're waiting for because I start buying, listen,

I'm going to start decorating for Christmas in two months. So because you know me to start buying

your Christmas gifts now. Okay. Well, I mean, it's so funny that you say that because instead of

doing something super heavy today and like talking about all of the news, which has been kind of

exhausting over the last week, we thought it would be more fun and lighthearted to talk about kind

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