Today's opening monologue has been redacted by the Justice Department with blanks left where words were edited out.

Many Americans are beginning to feel that the Obama administration is not being honest about the threat to Americans posed by blank.

A perception has grown up that any link between terrorism and blank or violence and blank or the mistreatment of women and blank is being hidden from the public.

Possibly the administration feels that by not mentioning blank when there's an act of blank terrorism it can keep the public from thinking about blank or connecting the dots between a rising tide of worldwide chaos and blank.

Whenever a terrorist shouts blank blank before setting off a suicide bomb or swears allegiance to blank or says that there is no God but blank and blank is his profit before spraying a room of innocent people with bullets,

the administration edits out the references to blank and immediately tries to reassure people that there's no more violence caused by blank than there is by Christianity.

After all, as President Obama and Hillary Clinton have repeatedly told us it's guns that cause violence and just the fact that the guns are so often in the hands of a blank,

there's no more reason to condemn blank than there is to point out that many hateful people are Christians, are Republicans or Christian Republicans or conservative Christians or conservative Christian Republicans who go around spreading bigotry against blank like the hate-filled conservative Christian Republicans they are.

We here at the Andrew Klavanshow however feel that the administration's position doesn't make sense.

We can't help noticing that wherever a decisive number of blanks profess faith in blank and his profit blank as taught in the blank, they always blank things up and turn everything to blanking blank.

In fact, some of these blanking blanks might ask themselves if blank and his blank in the blank are really the hot blank these blanking blanks with their blanking blanks think they are.

And another thing, why is it all right to link Republicans or Christians or conservatives to violence which they almost never commit but the blanks, we'll mention the blanks, who blank up every blanking thing they touch.

Now of course we don't want to condemn all blanks and we suppose we should blither the usual blah blah blah blah blah about blank blank and blank but these blank blank the blank every time a blank goes blank and the blah blah blah about the blank blank blank seems like a lot of blank.

In the end we feel that the administration's dishonest misrepresentation of blank only serves to make people even more suspicious of blanks and may even stoke fears that Obama and his cronies are themselves a bunch of blanks not to mention Muslims.

I'm just barely just we have a question is it's mailbag day.

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But we do have a question about breaking up during the mile logs of address that important issue when we get to the mailbag.

So we're going to talk about Brexit not just not just Brexit from the British points of view because who cares you know I mean like we follow every time I see Milo you know this and that other guy that.

Peer what's his name yeah here my always think like didn't we fight a war to keep you guys out of the country. Why are you telling us what we should be doing so I don't want to tell the British what they should be doing I want to talk about this as it relates to us.

Brexit of course is a portmanteau word we all know what a portmanteau word is right.

Come on.

Well let's just talk about portmanteau words and never mind Brexit.

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